Miscellaneous News Thread

yesterday i brought u the delightful story of SF's homeless pooping problem. well today we move a bit further north to discuss the major issue facing portland. the portland pooper!!!

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ok i believe there are 2 ways to deal with this.

1. time for a full blown angry mob. im talking pitch forks and torches here. lets smoke this guy out and string up the bastard!

2. embrace it. portland is all proud of their motto (that they stole from austin btw) "keep portland weird." well, nothing weirder than a random pooper reeking havoc throughout the streets. make the portland pooper the city mascot. do u know who the trailblazers mascot is? yea, me either. but parade him out at all the home games and we will all remember the portland pooper!


2 years ago we had the Portland pooper. This year we have the Colorado crapper! And shockingly it's a woman crapper.

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Colorado authorities try to catch woman seen defecating in people's yards

First we had the Portland Pooper. Then we were treated to the Colorado Crapper. Today we continue the storied tradition of inappropriate defecators with the Bezos BM'er!

Shock as Amazon delivery woman defecates on customer’s front yard while dropping off package

She dropped off more that just the Amazon package. Best part of the story is Amazon forced to boss of the delivery service to go to the scene of the poop crime and clean it up. HA!

The link comes with a delightful blow-by-blow video of all the action! Merry Christmas everyone!
 
If you keep the video playing in that link it shows a whole bunch of cool implosions and some big implosion mistakes.
 
Its only been 10 minutes. Detroit waits to implode till the 4th quarter.

Classic.

That building is a fortress.
I've seen a number of concerts there.

It's got to be tough going in there to try to figure out how to finish the job if the thing can drop at any minute.
 

It bothers me that they switched from man to person of the year. They should have switched to man of the year or woman of the year. I know it's stupid, and I'm not sure why it bothers me but it just does.

I like how they have one woman in shot where all you can see is part of her arm. They did that on purpose because she is one they talked to but she feels that she can't go public because she fears the consequences.

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