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Release Robin's Bra
yesterday i brought u the delightful story of SF's homeless pooping problem. well today we move a bit further north to discuss the major issue facing portland. the portland pooper!!!
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ok i believe there are 2 ways to deal with this.
1. time for a full blown angry mob. im talking pitch forks and torches here. lets smoke this guy out and string up the bastard!
2. embrace it. portland is all proud of their motto (that they stole from austin btw) "keep portland weird." well, nothing weirder than a random pooper reeking havoc throughout the streets. make the portland pooper the city mascot. do u know who the trailblazers mascot is? yea, me either. but parade him out at all the home games and we will all remember the portland pooper!
2 years ago we had the Portland pooper. This year we have the Colorado crapper! And shockingly it's a woman crapper.
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Colorado authorities try to catch woman seen defecating in people's yards
First we had the Portland Pooper. Then we were treated to the Colorado Crapper. Today we continue the storied tradition of inappropriate defecators with the Bezos BM'er!
Shock as Amazon delivery woman defecates on customer’s front yard while dropping off package
She dropped off more that just the Amazon package. Best part of the story is Amazon forced to boss of the delivery service to go to the scene of the poop crime and clean it up. HA!
The link comes with a delightful blow-by-blow video of all the action! Merry Christmas everyone!