What Does This Have To Do With The Show?

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This is the closest I can find that that

Gary wondered how Sal could ever call him dumb (which is something Sal frequently does): “I’ve probably forgotten more than you’ll ever know…you couldn’t be able to beat my 8-year-old son in a test of intelligence.”

Howard decided to test Gary’s theory, and presented Sal with question: if the Sun is 93 million miles from Earth, how far is the moon?

Sal thought it over: “If the sun’s 93 million, the moon’s probably 93 million. They’re pretty close together.” Howard was enjoying Sal’s answers, so he continued to quiz Sal’s space knowledge. Sal was able to name every planet except Neptune, and described the Sun as “the brightest, strongest star in the world…no, it’s the strongest star in the universe.”


 

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Someone I've known for many years...they just won a minor award.

I posted "Your professional life is at, like, a noine!"

They'll get the joke.
 

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I know nothing about tequila. I just looked at a bar and Avion is top shelf!

Apparently Booey has good taste.
 

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Tonight's Weakest Link is all drag artists.

Question: "Due to his fear of germs, what "America's Got Talent" judge shaves his head because it feels cleaner?

Gila said Howard Stern.

In the final round:
What is the name of the Western Lowland Gorilla who knew over 1,000 words in American Sign Language?

Harambe? Baba Booey?
OMG. SHE SAID HELEN KELLER!
 
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A local news anchor said she could throw a better first pitch than Travis Kelce. The comment was sort of an off-hand comment.

Well, on 6/9, she gets her chance at a minor league game.
 

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The members of OAR are big Howard fans and they're even doing a summer kickoff on Howard 101 in a few weeks.

A few hours ago, I met Jon Lampley who tours with them...and I totally failed when I forgot to Baba Booey him.

I did say I knew two people he knows and he told me to say hey to them...but dammit! All through the show I was thinking about how they were on BTLS back when and they're gonna be on Summer School.

Dammit. Oh well. I'll always have the time I gave a Baba Booey to George Takei.
 

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The David Blaine episode of "In Depth With Graham Bensinger" is on various channels this week!

And yeah, I'm sure they show the "Frozen In Time" stunt.

They did show David fly with balloons.
 
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