The Dumb Dodo Thread

[scotchandcigar]

Dumb Dakota dame, duped, did dirty deadly deed. That is my headline. Not that I'm proud of it or anything, but.......

Woman poisoned boyfriend to death, thinking he'd inherited $30 million. Then she found out it was all a scam.

Woman Poisoned Boyfriend to Death Thinking He'd Inherited $30M. Then She Found Out It Was All a Scam - AOL

Ina Thea Kenoyer has pleaded guilty to murdering her longtime boyfriend, Steven Edward Riley Jr., by poisoning him with antifreeze

www.aol.com

The article never explains who perpetrated the "scam/hoax" about the inheritance, or who knew or revealed it to be a hoax. If the boyfriend was the one who lied about the inheritance, why would he do that? If it wasn't him, who was it? Am I missing something?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

It sounds like stupid was dating greedy and stupider. Without being married, how did she intend to collect?

 

[scotchandcigar]

Without being married, how did she intend to collect?

There's a common-law spouse thing, but she'd have to do a better job of concealing the murder.

 

[Channel98]

Kids, don't try this at home!

South Carolina man dies after lighting firework on top of his head to 'show off'

A South Carolina man was killed when a firework he set off on top of his head on Independence Day exploded, as his wife says he was trying to "show off."

www.foxnews.com

 

[HecticArt]

 

[semipenguin]

I just watched a news report about that. I hope he had a good life insurance policy so his wife can get on with her life.

https://youtu.be/PbL5iA4tJkk?si=5FeUIctSjrloNmme

 

[scotchandcigar]

I just watched a news report about that. I hope he had a good life insurance policy so his wife can get on with her life.

I don't think insurance covers suicide or intentional self-murder.

 

[HecticArt]

It’s the “Hey y’all! Watch this!” clause. It’s in most insurance policies in the fine print. It’s right before the “We ain’t payin ya if we don’t feel like it” clause.

 

[scotchandcigar]

It’s the “Hey y’all! Watch this!” clause. It’s in most insurance policies in the fine print. It’s right before the “We ain’t payin ya if we don’t feel like it” clause.

It's right after the "act of God" clause.

 

[Channel98]

He's been arrested so many times, it would be appropriate if a judge ordered this moron to start paying a parking fee every time he's parked in a jail cell.

Man arrested more than 300 times jailed for selling fake parking tickets

https://www.newsnationnow.com/crime/man-arrested-more-than-300-times-jailed-for-selling-fake-parking-tickets/

 

[scotchandcigar]

And this didn't happen in San Francisco. Interesting.

 

[HecticArt]

It’s actually a decent little scam.…..if you don’t get caught.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

It’s actually a decent little scam.…..if you don’t get caught.

Even if you do. Said he was released again 3 hours later. No doubt selling more tickets.

 

[Channel98]

The Park Fire started in Bidwell Park in Chico, California. If justice is served, the moron who started this fire will be parked in a prison cell for the next 50 years.

Man pushing flaming car into ravine started Park Fire, burning over 120,000 acres in California

Ronnie Dean Stout, II, was arrested on suspicion of arson and accused of starting the Park Fire, the Butte County district attorney said.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[sadchild]

What a butte-head

 

[sadchild]

"I have no idea why these 10 police cars are following me, pulling me over and arresting me"

 

[scotchandcigar]

She's from New Jersey. Case closed.

 

[Wolf]

Sen. Speedy Wadsack gets dumped by police. Entitlement, like crime, doesn't pay

 

[scotchandcigar]

Sen. Speedy Wadsack gets dumped by police. Entitlement, like crime, doesn't pay

Wadsack is a funny name.

 

[HecticArt]

And he's speedy too!