The Dumb Dodo Thread

[Channel98]

The men are Chinese nationals. Hey, guys, 你們 是白痴!

Scammers Sent Fake iPhones 'For Repair' to Get $3 Million in Authentic Phones From Apple

The two men were found guilty on Tuesday and each face 20 years in prison.

gizmodo.com

 

[Channel98]

This newscast was immediately followed by the KMOV Monday Night Film Festival, featuring Mandingo, Soul Man, White Dog and The Jazz Singer, Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah!

St. Louis TV station apologizes after anchor calls black homeowners 'colored' during broadcast

St. Louis TV Station Apologizes After Anchor Calls Black Homeowners 'Colored' During Broadcast

A St. Louis TV station has issued an apology after an anchor used an outdated and offensive term on the air.

people.com

 

[sadchild]

Reposting

 

[Channel98]

I hate the terms "colored people" and "people of color." Every person has some kind of color. We're not clear, colorless and see-through!

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I hate the terms "colored people" and "people of color." Every person has some kind of color. We're not clear, colorless and see-through!

Except for the Invisible Man that is.

 

[Channel98]

At the risk of eliciting another facepalm from Mister Hectic, I will share this amusing conversation between a secretary and her boss:

"Sir, the Invisible Man is here and would like to talk with you."
"Tell him I can't see him."

 

[sadchild]

Reminds me of a John Fox joke

Superman is flying over the city and sees Wonder Woman on a roof naked wriggling around and moaning. So he flies down, lands on top of her and gives it to her good. When he's done he rolls off of her and says, "How was that?" She says, "I thought it was great. The Invisible Man probably didn't care for it though."

 

[Channel98]

In The Incredible Jewel Robbery, a 1959 episode of General Electric Theater, Chico Marx dons a police officer's uniform and he and Harpo paint an automobile to look like a police car. It was part of their scheme to burglarize a jewelry store. It didn't work. They were apprehended by real officers. Would anybody be dumb enough to do somethinmg similar in real life? Yes.

Convicted felon in fake patrol car with sirens pulled over by real cops, NC police say

The man was wearing clothes that said “K9” and a holster on his hip when he was pulled over, North Carolina police said.

www.aol.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

In The Incredible Jewel Robbery, a 1959 episode of General Electric Theater, Chico Marx dons a police officer's uniform and he and Harpo paint an automobile to look like a police car. It was part of their scheme to burglarize a jewelry store. It didn't work. They were apprehended by real officers. Would anybody be dumb enough to do somethinmg similar in real life? Yes.

Convicted felon in fake patrol car with sirens pulled over by real cops, NC police say

The man was wearing clothes that said “K9” and a holster on his hip when he was pulled over, North Carolina police said.

www.aol.com

There was a movie with this plot in it.

"Let's Be Cops"

 

[HecticArt]

There was a movie with this plot in it.

"Let's Be Cops"

That was a fun (& stupid) movie.

 

[Channel98]

Obviously this schmuck couldn't help his son with homework because he's too dumb!

Dad arrested after police say he called '18 or 19 times' in under an hour to complain about his son's homework

Dad arrested after police say he called ‘18 or 19 times’ in under an hour to complain about his son’s homework

“People make mistakes," the dad tells TODAY.com

www.today.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

Obviously this schmuck couldn't help his son with homework because he's too dumb!

Dad arrested after police say he called '18 or 19 times' in under an hour to complain about his son's homework

Dad arrested after police say he called ‘18 or 19 times’ in under an hour to complain about his son’s homework

“People make mistakes," the dad tells TODAY.com

www.today.com

What a crazy asshole!

 

[HecticArt]

Who was smart enough to dial 911 for him?

 

[Channel98]

He's probably as intelligent as the kids in the 1994 movie The Little Rascals.

 

[Channel98]

There is a reason it's called "playing air guitar." The people who do it are airheads – in particular, this moron:

Driver playing ‘air guitar’ to radio hits and kills 61-year-old, Minnesota cops say

Hours earlier, he fell asleep while driving and struck a trooper’s patrol car, police said.

www.aol.com

 

[HecticArt]

What song?

 

[scotchandcigar]

What song?

Stairway to Heaven?

 

[HecticArt]

I Can't Drive 55?

 

[sadchild]

Richard Marx "Should've Known Better"

".... I took my hands off the wheeeeeeel ♫"

 

[Channel98]

This is why Evel Knievel should not be looked upon as a role model.

Colorado skier dies attempting jump over highway

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. (KREX) — A man died while attempting to jump over a highway on Tuesday, according to the Grand County Sheriff’s Office. Emergency responders received a 911 call at aroun…

www.westernslopenow.com