The Dumb Dodo Thread

Channel98

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Reggaeton singer Nicky Jam (real name: Nick Rivera Caminero) has had five top-selling albums – his sixth, Insomnio, was released September 6 – and seven top-ten hits on the Latin music chart. Three of those singles went to number one. At a Friday night rally in Las Vegas, a dumb dodo (whom I will not name) introduced him as "Latin music superstar Nicky Jam. Do you know Nicky? She’s hot."

Oy vey!

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Channel98

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His name is Nicky, like Welsh soccer player Nicky Adams, Welsh rugby player Nicky Robinson, character actor Nicky Katt, rock pianist/organist Nicky Hopkins, Christian evangelist Nicky Cruz, Westlife vocalist Nicky Byrne and Enya's music producer Nicky Ryan. And regardless of his name, Nicky Jam does not look like a "hot" woman. He doesn't look like a woman at all! No further questions, your honor.
 

scotchandcigar

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I'm not sure where else to put this, but this seems about right.

Through the magic of the internet, I found what year I went to this concert:

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That night, I bought this T-shirt

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It's now old and crappy, and I only throw it on as part of my random rotation of things to wear around the house. A couple of times, I've made the mistake of wearing it to the local barber shop, where my 70-year old barber woman says (each time) "Oh, I love Jeff Beck!". I think the first time I tried to clarify that - while I also love Jeff Beck - this was "Beck", of "Loser" fame; which yielded a blank look. So the next time, we just talked about Jeff Beck.

Well today, I was taking my lunchtime walk down our street with our dog Tali, when a Consolidated Communications (Fidium) bucket truck came up over the rise in the road, aimed right at us. So the dog and I got turned around, and headed back to the house. But the truck followed us to the cul-de-sac, and after turning around, the driver opened his window. He was trying to find a road in the area, where the "north" part comes off one street, and the "south" part comes off a different street.

Anyway, after clearing that up, he put the truck in gear, and just as he was ready to head out, says (with a big smile) "I like your shirt!". Of course, I had to look down to remember what I was wearing, and sure enough, it's the Beck shirt. And then he says "That's Glenn Beck, right?" As he started to pull away, I was laughing so hard I could only say "uh, no", wave, and then walk back down my driveway. WTF!?
 

scotchandcigar

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What are the odds someone at the NY Post said "We need one more article to fill this edition. Just make something up; maybe something crazy in Austria"?
 

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"A bear damaged three of our cars. We were fortunate to be close by when it happened so we could make these videos. Wait, what do you mean when you say you see a zipper? No, that's a real bear. Honest!" I'm ashamed to say these dumb dodos are from Glendale, my home town.

They told insurers a bear damaged their cars. It was actually a person in a costume.

 

JHDK

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And the morons kept the bear costume in their house. So the second the cops came with a warrant they were cooked.

I mean insurance fraud is kind of a big deal. Everybody knows that. If you're going to try to get away with it, at least think through your plan a little bit and toss the evidence in a dumpster two towns over before you go back home.
 

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sadchild

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His tweet simply says OOTD. I had to look it up. Now I have another entry for 'annoying words and phrases'

What does OOTD mean? OOTD stands for “Outfit of the Day,” a popular hashtag and trend on social media, especially Instagram, TikTok, and Pinterest. It's exactly what it sounds like — people sharing photos or videos of what they're wearing on a particular day.
 

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Former President Jimmy Carter died yesterday at 100. In a statement, Texas Governor Greg Abbott said, 'Cecilia and I send our prayers and deepest condolences to First Lady Rosalynn Carter and the entire Carter family."

Not only is Rosalynn Carter not the "First Lady," she died November 19, 2023!