Rural Retreat, Va In The News Again Or The Fish Thread

[HecticArt]

So did mine.
You don't know how long it took to train that bird to crap on his head.
He got paid in fish. LOTS of fish.

 

[Casual Fan]

So did mine.
You don't know how long it took to train that bird to crap on his head.
He got paid in fish. LOTS of fish.

If I recall, training it was the easy part. Getting it to fly to Houston and back was the hard part.

 

[HecticArt]

And fish is expensive.

The damned thing always insisted on Red Lobster too.

I suppose that if you can find a bird willing to do that, it's probably not going to have good taste too.

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[Casual Fan]

It worked out better than the first bird. He insisted on Filet O' Fish sandwiches. Gained 40 pounds in six weeks and died of a heart attack. The vet said his ticker was clogged with tartar sauce.

 

[HecticArt]

Sounds delicious.

 

[JHDK]

fish news!

these are some amazing pics:

Photographer Richard Herrmann captures moment a sealion chomps hole in hude sunfish | Daily Mail Online

 

[semipenguin]

fish news!

these are some amazing pics:

Photographer Richard Herrmann captures moment a sealion chomps hole in hude sunfish | Daily Mail Online

That Sunfish is like, Yo, that human distracted me

 

[Wolf]

Fisherman catches monstrous 800-pound tiger shark in South Carolina | For The Win


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[JHDK]

ok i feel the need to balance out the fish thread with some rural retreat news.

the fair is coming to rural retreat! the towns excitement is palpable.

Fair entries accepted today - SWVa Today: The Wytheville Enterprise

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Fisherman catches monstrous 800-pound tiger shark in South Carolina | For The Win


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Somebody killed Cecil the Shark!

 

[memebag]

"So if matter and time are quantized, so is space, so what's the smallest unit of space and where do new units come from in an expanding universe and hey seal CHOMP humminahumminahummina can't wait to see the new Adam Sandler movie!"

 

[semipenguin]

ok i feel the need to balance out the fish thread with some rural retreat news.

the fair is coming to rural retreat! the towns excitement is palpable.

Fair entries accepted today - SWVa Today: The Wytheville Enterprise

Betsy, Farmer Ted's prize winning cow, makes her entrance today

 

[HecticArt]

Shark lives matter.
Manatee lives.....not so much.
Fins up? Shoot anyway.

 

[JHDK]

Shark lives matter.
Manatee lives.....not so much.
Fins up? Shoot anyway.

u asshole. i know u just want to taunt me but thats offensive.

 

[HecticArt]

u asshole. i know u just want to taunt me but thats offensive.

Sorry. I didn't mean to offend.

I think they prefer to call them flippers.
I can be kind of insensitive at times.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Sorry. I didn't mean to offend.

I think they prefer to call them flippers.
I can be kind of insensitive at times.

Mantee 's named Cecil Lives matter.

 

[Casual Fan]

That manatee's nose kind of resembles a vagina.

 

[HecticArt]

Huh......how about that?

 

[JHDK]

stop the presses! we have some major breaking rural retreat news!

former rural retreat resident returns to begin his dentistry work in rural retreat!

Rural Retreat native returns to practice dentistry - SWVa Today: The Wytheville Enterprise

 

[semipenguin]

The guy who killed Cecile the Lion?