Rural Retreat, Va In The News Again Or The Fish Thread

Casual Fan said:
It sounds like an osprey dropped it. An osprey once dropped part of a cooked crawfish on me, and a hawk once dropped half a rabbit at my feet. If you hang around outdoors enough, strange shit happens.
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if i were u id think the sky was falling all the time.
 
Casual Fan said:
When I was a kid, I went outside under the big tulip poplar tree in our front yard, and a bird crapped on me. I went inside and my mom cleaned me up. I went back out and was promptly crapped on again.
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A real mom would have shot the bird.
 
semipenguin said:
What's absorbing, junior?
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Casual?
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JHDK said:
hah, thanks to this thread i look up rural retreat news like every other week and smile.

speaking of news, some kidnapper got caught after days on the run in rural retreat yesterday.

Sex offender, teen who were at center of Amber Alert manhunt found - NewsAdvance.com : News - Virginia State News
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Yea, we were pretty worried about that girl, but it worked out. The command post was just down the street. U.S. Marshalls were down there, I was hoping to catch a glimpse of Tommy Lee Jones
 
Bandwagon03 said:
Yea, we were pretty worried about that girl, but it worked out. The command post was just down the street. U.S. Marshalls were down there, I was hoping to catch a glimpse of Tommy Lee Jones
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I want to watch someone say "What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles." just once in my life.
 
One time I was waiting for a bus downtown, outside the Whataburger, and a very large sea bird crapped all over my head.

How do I know it was large? Because it was enough crap to glaze my entire head in liquid bird poo.

How do I know it was a sea bird? It was full of fish bones.
 
memebag said:
One time I was waiting for a bus downtown, outside the Whataburger, and a very large sea bird crapped all over my head.

How do I know it was large? Because it was enough crap to glaze my entire head in liquid bird poo.

How do I know it was a sea bird? It was full of fish bones.
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Did you board the bus with fish-bone-laden bird shit on your head?
 
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