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hyson said:
What are you sipping on, homie?

/I bet Courvoisier
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Coors light... the good stuff!! I was drinking Gordon Biersch Heff over the last few weeks but (as usual) I started putting on weight. Had to switch back to the water beer so that I can cut back down a little. Real Heffs are way too many calories if you wanna drink 12 of them.

/beer 13
 
CPT. Badmotherfarker said:
Coors light... the good stuff!! I was drinking Gordon Biersch Heff over the last few weeks but (as usual) I started putting on weight. Had to switch back to the water beer so that I can cut back down a little. Real Heffs are way too many calories if you wanna drink 12 of them.

/beer 13
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I had a few martinis with sushi for dinner tonight. Sister in law killed my buzz though . . . .
 
Stopped at 13 beers and am now on jack.... My girlfriend is stuck in this DC snowstorm. She's been trying to get here since 10 PM and it's now midnight.
 
CPT. Badmotherfarker said:
Stopped at 13 beers and am now on jack.... My girlfriend is stuck in this DC snowstorm. She's been trying to get here since 10 PM and it's now midnight.
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Hope you don't have to shovel your own walks. . . . scrape your own windows. . . . spank your own elf. . . . wrap your own gift. . . .
 
HecticArt said:
Hope you don't have to shovel your own walks. . . . scrape your own windows. . . . spank your own elf. . . . wrap your own gift. . . .
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None of that. I live across the street from the Metro station and I take the train everywhere. I did almost just puke though. I tried a shot of cuervo out of the liquor cabinet while forgetting that I frickin hate cuervo. :ignore: My goddam girlfriend is stuck in the snowstorm. She's been driving here (from 20 minutes away) for 2 hours now. :bigahh:
 
CPT. Badmotherfarker said:
None of that. I live across the street from the Metro station and I take the train everywhere. I did almost just puke though. I tried a shot of cuervo out of the liquor cabinet while forgetting that I frickin hate cuervo. :ignore: My goddam girlfriend is stuck in the snowstorm. She's been driving here (from 20 minutes away) for 2 hours now. :bigahh:
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Word.

I was talking about having to punch the clown, set the hostages free, slap the salami, you know, pull the pickle, because she couldn't make it over in the storm.
 
Camouflage.

And there was black tape over the little red light on the camera.

The Nature Channel spares no expense.

If you would have seen me, I was authorized to use the tranquilizer dart gun.
 
Currently in a room at Planet Hollywood hotel in vegas and my room has memorabilia from "Ledgends of the Fall" all over the place. Getting loaded on vodka and doing my best richard christie impression: "I loooooove Ledgends of the Faaaaalllll...". Time to go waste some cash in the casino.

Who knew I'd get the richard christie dream suite...
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ProperModulation said:
Currently in a room at Planet Hollywood hotel in vegas and my room has memorabilia from "Ledgends of the Fall" all over the place. Getting loaded on vodka and doing my best richard christie impression: "I loooooove Ledgends of the Faaaaalllll...". Time to go waste some cash in the casino.

Who knew I'd get the richard christie dream suite...
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Be thankful you didn't get the Carrot Top Suite. . . . .
 
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