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Fergz99 said:
Jack is aged in burnt white oak barrels. Thats where the wonderful taste comes from. The only useful thing to ever come from Tennessee. :)

The only bad thing I can say about Jack. is that it can make you fuck a fat chick, and no ones needs that.
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Just fat chicks. . .
 
I love that stuff, but haven't had it in years. 15 years ago or so, I got so loaded that I had one of about four "drunken episodes" of my lifetime on that stuff. Picture five close friends over, watching TV, me asleep on the couch.

All of a sudden I stand up, extract my c0ck (in front of everyone), and start peeing in the corner of the living room. :omfg:

That's until I was convinced to use the actual BATHROOM, where I fell onto the toilet. :shifty::rofl:
 
Oren said:
I love that stuff, but haven't had it in years. 15 years ago or so, I got so loaded that I had one of about four "drunken episodes" of my lifetime on that stuff. Picture five close friends over, watching TV, me asleep on the couch.

All of a sudden I stand up, extract my c0ck (in front of everyone), and start peeing in the corner of the living room. :omfg:

That's until I was convinced to use the actual BATHROOM, where I fell onto the toilet. :shifty::rofl:
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To be young again. I had a few Bud Light Limes tonight watching the Steelers game. I was going to drink my last Iron City Light via a win but we lost 20-17 in overtime. :(
 
Mmmm Kayyy?
Went out to grab a few beers with an old pal. Hit this pizza joint. (PizzaPapalis, you folks in the D know what I'm talking about.) Not a bad pie. Chicago style, thick crust, 6 lb pie. Get there, check in w/ my bud. Order a beer, an app, and a pie.

Think I started with a Great Lakes Oktoberfest. Mmmmmmm
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Pizza shows up after a couple of rounds. I eat my half over a couple of rounds, my bud leaves a slice behind and says, he isn't going to eat it or take it home, and that I have to.
So it's looking like an episode of "Hectic Vs Food" going on, so I take the slice.

Next thing I know, all that dough is expanding in my gut and I'm dreading each sip of beer after. I'm telling you, it was rough. We went to the Irish pub across the street, but man, it was all I could do to put a couple away over there.

Moral of the story, if you're over 40 and want to catch a warm buzz, ya can't pack the food in like you were still 20. Oy.
 
goreds2 said:
To be young again. I had a few Bud Light Limes tonight watching the Steelers game.
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Cans or bottles?

I've had both and the bottles BLOW the cans out of the water. Not sure why. I mean, sometimes a brew can get away with cans but not this one. Blech!
 
Bud Light Lime comes in metal bottles at seaworld. It tasted great, but when its 101 the water from Shamu's tank would probably have tasted about as good.
 
xan_user said:
Bud Light Lime comes in metal bottles at seaworld. It tasted great, but when its 101 the water from Shamu's tank would probably have tasted about as good.
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I've had the aluminum bottles, too. The actually hold more beer but are priced accordingly. They're good to throw into a cooler and take 4x4'ing in the summer. (for imbibing AFTER - I do not condone DUI situations)
 
xan_user said:
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Ugh, it was hangover city after pounding those.

Only thing worse I can think of was Olympia Beer. It was popular down
here in the 80's with the underage crowd since it was cheap and was considered
a strong brew (6 point) that you had to buy in a liquor store.​
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Calypso7777 said:
Just give this a test to see how drunk you are after a few more... lol

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LOL. Are we looking at how attractive she is or the amount of body parts she has?

'Cause they always look like that when you're two shades to the wind. :hah:

The next day, reality hits. EEK!
 
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