Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?
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My takeaway from this story is that there are Florida residents who really do have a brain.
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Florida man dies from brain-eating amoeba, possibly after rinsing nose with tap water, health officials say
Such infections are very rare, and people cannot be infected by drinking tap water, state health officials in Charlotte County said.
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My takeaway is this is about the 5th or 6th time I have heard about this ameba and each time they always say how rare it is.My takeaway from this story is that there are Florida residents who really do have a brain.
Florida man dies from brain-eating amoeba, possibly after rinsing nose with tap water, health officials say
Such infections are very rare, and people cannot be infected by drinking tap water, state health officials in Charlotte County said.
Kinda like when people say "I never do this" or "This never happens". IT JUST HAPPENED! YOU JUST DID IT! Grr...
I wonder if these deputies wound up giving the finger to the schmuck who thought the hand was real.
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Deputies fish out hand from Matlacha canal, ends up being from broken mannequin
A person fishing in a Matlacha canal called the Lee County Sheriff’s Office (LCSO) after they found what looked like a hand in the bottom of the canal.
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Lesbians "rape children"? Really?
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Watch: Florida 'Karen' has a furious meltdown after seeing lesbian couple in Starbucks
A video showing a woman going on a homophobic rant inside a Miami Starbucks has been viewed more than 3 million times, Local10 reported. The video was recently uploaded to TikTok with the caption: "Karen in the wild."The couple targeted by the woman said she began yelling homophobic comments at...
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Maybe a lengthy prison sentence will drum some sense into this maniac's brain.
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Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen violently attacked outside hotel in Florida
Max Edward Hartley was arrested and charged with battery after knocking the drummer to the ground.
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The parents also complained about Marcel Duchamp's 1912 painting "Nude Descending A Staircase." None of them had ever seen it but they figured by the title it just has to be pornographic.
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Florida Principal Out After Viewing Of Michelangelo's 'David' Upsets Parents
One parent reportedly called the masterpiece "pornographic."
The principal of Florida’s Tallahassee Classical School is out of a job after parents complained that their sixth-grade children were shown Michelangelo’s 16th century “David” sculpture, with one parent calling it “pornographic,” the Tallahassee Democrat first reported.
Inappropriate for a sixth grade class? Yes. Pornographic? Hell no.
On a side note, all I can think about now is the Simpsons episode about "David's Doodle"
Inappropriate for a sixth grade class? Yes. Pornographic? Hell no.
On a side note, all I can think about now is the Simpsons episode about "David's Doodle"
My good friend Jack Meoff told me about this story.
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Florida Republican Tricked Into Reading Fake Dirty Names At Committee Meeting
The GOP state representative fell for the sophomoric prank and recited a few made-up names at a civil justice hearing.
Florida needs to enact a "Don't Knock Out The Umpire" law.
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Father of Florida high school baseball player sucker-punches 63-year-old umpire from behind
During a game at a high school in Florida, the father of a player approached the umpire -- a disabled veteran -- and "knocked him out" after an argument between the official and a player.
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The goats were arguing about Florida's new "Don't Say Baaaaa" law.
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Look: Deputies find reported 'fight in progress' involved brawling goats - UPI.com
Florida deputies responding to a 911 call about a "fight in progress" in a residential neighborhood arrived to find the street brawlers were a pair of feuding goats.
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Witnesses report the fight was over who is the greatest of all time.
"I'm the G.O.A.T.!"
"No, I'm the G.O.A.T.!!"
"I'm the G.O.A.T.!"
"No, I'm the G.O.A.T.!!"
Police officers' duty is "to protect and defend." She must have thought it was "to purloin and spend."
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Florida police officer accused of stealing dead man's credit card, using it for personal expenses like Wendy's
A "cold-hearted" Florida police officer was arrested and accused of stealing a dead man's credit card information and using it to make personal purchases, like fast food and eyelashes, authorities said Wednesday.
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McDonald’s found liable after child suffers burns from ‘hot’ chicken nuggets, Florida jury finds
“This is not the infamous Hot Coffee case; this is Olivia’s case,” the law firm said in a statement to WPLG. “She’s an adorable, innocent child who was severely burned through no fault of her own.”
So much for parenting. Evidently 15 year old fast food workers need to raise the neighborhood kids. "Hey toddler in the back seat, the nuggets are too hot to touch. When your dumb ass parents hand them to you, don't touch them for at least 5 minutes."
So much for parenting. Evidently 15 year old fast food workers need to raise the neighborhood kids. "Hey toddler in the back seat, the nuggets are too hot to touch. When your dumb ass parents hand them to you, don't touch them for at least 5 minutes."