True, but even then you tackle and restrain. You don't start droppin' those motherfuckin' B's on her.
Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?
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AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
It's more than just that. Dogs must have seat belts or harnesses in car. Cats cannot be declawed. No rabbit sales allowed in March & April.
In the 80s or 90s I would laughed and yelled "A WHAT?"
Nowadays I'm like, guess I shoulda saw it comin'...
Because he poured two glasses of water on his older brother's head, this schmuck could wind up in prison for three to 30 years for "first-degree felony aggravated assault." I hate to think what his sentence might be if there had also been ice in the glass.
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Florida Man Faces Up to 30 Years for Dumping Water on Older Brother in Argument Over Key Lime Pie
A Florida man dumped water on his older brother in an argument over Key lime pie now faces charges that could put him behind bars for decades
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Aggravated battery applies when someone "intentionally or knowingly causes great bodily harm, permanent disability, or permanent disfigurement" or uses a deadly weapon in the commission of the crime.Because he poured two glasses of water on his older brother's head, this schmuck could wind up in prison for three to 30 years for "first-degree felony aggravated assault." I hate to think what his sentence might be if there had also been ice in the glass.
Florida Man Faces Up to 30 Years for Dumping Water on Older Brother in Argument Over Key Lime Pie
A Florida man dumped water on his older brother in an argument over Key lime pie now faces charges that could put him behind bars for decades
Not guilty. Next.
What they didn’t tell you in the story, was that he was rewiring his toaster at the time.
Dude could just be guilty.
Dude could just be guilty.
Defense: "Your honor, he told me he wanted to support the ALS Association, and that's when I dumped ice water on his head"
"You can't do this to me! I had just summoned Pokémon to help me and I was this close to winning Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!"
All you're thinking in high school & college is, "I'd love children and want to help them become educated adults." Then a six foot tall 17 year old knocks you out and beats you bloody for taking away his video game.
I can see enjoyment in teaching young tikes. But you couldn't pay me enough to teach high school kids. They are all assholes. And I am not being judgemental. I was an asshole as a teenager as well.