Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[HecticArt]

Shouldn't be doing that no matter how much you make.
Even in Florida.....

 

[sadchild]

Mutu sounds like a character name from The Lion King

 

[Channel98]

Her name is Battle – and she will now have to battle to stay out of prison.

Florida woman accused of impersonating ICE agent to kidnap ex-boyfriend's wife

A Florida woman is accused of pretending to be ICE to kidnap her ex-boyfriend's wife, even wearing a shirt with the word "ICE" on it.

www.usatoday.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

 

[sadchild]

 

[scotchandcigar]

'Chuck E. Cheese' is 'a little bit busy ma'am' as police accuse costumed rodent of credit card theft

New bodycam video from Tallahassee shows surreal moments when the beloved pizza rodent was taken away in handcuffs.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Channel98]

Of course I had to write a parody of Rickie Lee Jones' 1979 hit Chuck E.'s In Love.

How come he don't bring me my pizza
Or play his guitar and sing songs?
How come he no longer entertains?
Something is terribly wrong
Oh, I hear he was led off in handcuffs
For stealing a credit card
What could make him behave this way?
This news has hit me so hard
It means
Chuck E.'s in jail
Chuck E.'s in jail
Chuck E.'s in jail
Chuck E.'s in jail
I look in the kitchen
Is he here?
I look in the dining room
Is he here?
No, he won't be back here no more
Chuck E.'s in jail, yeah, yeah
Chuck E.'s in jail

 

[scotchandcigar]

Great news! This now removes any question about never setting foot in the state ever again. What a relief!

Florida Moves to End School Vaccine Mandates. Will Other States Follow?

Florida state leaders announced plans to get rid of all vaccine mandates, including for schools, making it the first state to do so.

www.edweek.org

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Let them die.

 

[JHDK]

I haven't been taking the Eagles loss to Denver very well guys:

Crane used to rescue 600LB man on a shipping pallet from apartment

The unnamed man, whose face cannot be seen, was lifted to safety after suffering a 'sudden medical crisis' in West Palm Beach on Tuesday, according to local media.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[scotchandcigar]

I haven't been taking the Eagles loss to Denver very well guys:

Crane used to rescue 600LB man on a shipping pallet from apartment

The unnamed man, whose face cannot be seen, was lifted to safety after suffering a 'sudden medical crisis' in West Palm Beach on Tuesday, according to local media.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Were you and your aunt watching a show about it?

 

[Wolf]

How the F, does that get inside him. I probably don't want to know.

Florida man with thermos inserted in body caught sneaking it into Polk County Jail: ‘Put it up the exit ramp'

 

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[HecticArt]

My thoughts exactly!

But personally, I’m ok bringing my coffee with me in a styrofoam cup….. If it gets cold, it gets cold….

 

[sadchild]

"That’s right, he put it up the exit ramp. You know what I mean," the sheriff said with a knowing look in his eyes.

 

[JHDK]

How the F, does that get inside him.

I've always assumed that's what you would be asking yourself as you were taking care of business the first time we rendezvoused in the bedroom. In my dreams my nickname for you has always been "The Thermos".

 

[Wolf]

Just wrote a comedy song about this Florida man indecent.

 

[Channel98]

Erika McGriff claims the officer punched her with "closed fists." As opposed to open fists?

Viral video shows Florida mom and police officer trading punches outside daughter's school

A Florida mother is accusing a Jacksonville police officer of using excessive force after a violent arrest outside her daughter's school.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[sadchild]

I got fucking DRENCHED when it rained on a school day. Running to the bus stop. Bus to door. Door to bus. Bus stop to home.

So, FAFO?

 

[HecticArt]

Same, but we walked to school most of the time.