Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?
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Don't go in without your sense of humour. I loved it. Not as good as the "Holy Grail" but better than "Life Of Brian".
I enjoyed that movie, but forgot about that scene. I’ve watched so many movies, got desensitized so much. Autopsies and horror film stuff. The only thing that makes me squeamish is if it involves the eyes, eye surgery or something.
I can't stand that either. Somebody starts talking about it I want to poke my own eyes out.
I loved the Protestants right after that too.
Also, right before that scene it had the banner: "The Miracle Of Birth Part 2: The Third World" then they flash to the opening with the title "Yorkshire".
Also, right before that scene it had the banner: "The Miracle Of Birth Part 2: The Third World" then they flash to the opening with the title "Yorkshire".
"Waiter, can I speak with the manager? This hamburger is way overcooked. It looks burnt."
Popular Florida restaurant burns down on day it reopened after hurricane
Popular Florida restaurant burns down on day it reopened after hurricane
I've heard of headwaters. In this case, the word can be taken literally.
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Human head floats ashore in South Florida
The head appeared to be that of a man. Officials are working to determine the identity and the cause of death, Miami-Dade police said.
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Maybe he was filming a samurai movie with Alec Baldwin – and Baldwin's katana was a lot sharper than he thought it was. 
We've got the intracoastal waterway down here which is basically like an ocean river that runs parallel to the Atlantic. So when you get that far east there's a million Bridges every I don't know 2 or 3 mi there's a bridge to get over the intracoastal.
Ever since I first moved to Florida, I've always wanted to jump off one of those intracoastal Bridges. I know I'd probably get arrested but it would be so much fun and they're not high enough up that it would cause any physical damage. It would just be a good time.
I should have done it back in 2005. I'm too old for those type of shenanigans now.
Also their draw Bridges and it's pretty cool when they go up. every 5 years or so there's a story in the local news about how some idiot on a bicycle drove around the warning arms and fell in as it was going up and died.
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For true justice to be done, this woman should have to serve her prison sentence from inside a zipped-up suitcase.
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Florida woman sentenced to life for zipping boyfriend into suitcase, suffocating him
A 47-year-oldFlorida woman has been sentenced to life in prison for zipping her boyfriend into a suitcase and leaving him to die of suffocation amid a history of domestic and alcohol abuse.
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