Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[Channel98]

Hide-and-seek, Florida style.

Florida mother missing for days found alive in shipping container, banging on locked door

Marlene Lopez, 52, was reported missing after she failed to pick up her son.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[sadchild]

Police said they are still investigating how Lopez ended up inside the container.

I'm curious too

 

[JHDK]

Hide-and-seek, Florida style.

Florida mother missing for days found alive in shipping container, banging on locked door

Marlene Lopez, 52, was reported missing after she failed to pick up her son.

www.nbcnews.com

That story is different than I expected. So she wasn't at like a shipyard or port or whatever, there was a shipping container at her work parking lot.

If a shipping container is open and randomly on my work parking lot I'm pretty sure I'd be compelled to investigate. Next thing you know I get locked inside for 2 days and get an embarrassing article about it on NBC.

 

[HecticArt]

 

[Channel98]

Guilty!

Florida Woman Escapes From Maniac Who Kidnapped And Tortured Her For Months

HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, Fla. - A man who inflicted months of torture and pain to a woman who was panhandling has been arrested after the woman escaped Monday

www.tampafp.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

She wasn't held up in a storage facility was she?

 

[Channel98]

"I know God said "Thou shalt not kill" – but I didn't kill anyone. All I did was go on a shooting spree. God told me to. Honest! Hey, don't put those handcuffs on me! What are you doing?"

Florida woman charged with freeway shootings amid eclipse said she was 'directed by God'

A 22-year-old Florida woman was arrested on multiple charges, including attempted murder, after a series of freeway shootings Monday.

www.usatoday.com

 

[sadchild]

An AR-15. That gun keeps coming up in the news amirite?

 

[Channel98]

"Dear Diary: Florida is populated by morons and idiots. Here is the latest example."

Florida woman sentenced to a month in prison for theft of Ashley Biden's diary

The Florida woman who stole a diary belonging to President Joe Biden's daughter and sold it to Project Veritas was sentenced Tuesday to one month in prison followed by three years of supervised release. Judge Laura Taylor Swain imposed the sentence two months after the original sentencing date...

www.yahoo.com

 

[Channel98]

The woman died. That's a shame. Her husband didn't die. That is a bigger shame.

Man shoots wife, chases ambulance taking her to hospital: Florida Police

A man is accused of shooting and killing his wife while visiting St. Petersburg on Wednesday night.

www.cbs12.com

 

[sadchild]

He chased the ambulance? What is he, a lawyer?

 

[HecticArt]

She still had his crack on her when the ambulance picked her up.

 

[Channel98]

The TSA website has a "What Can I Bring?" page which lists the items that are allowed in a carry-on bag. Not surprisingly, snakes are not on the list. This Florida man thought he found a solution. He was wrong.

Snakes discovered in passenger's pants by TSA at Miami International Airport: See photos

It was not immediately known if the snakes were the passengers pets. TSA turned them over to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

www.usatoday.com

 

[sadchild]

 

[HecticArt]

I always get stopped at the airport for having an anaconda in my pants.

 

[sadchild]

Me too. And I have to stop at the Cinnabon. Because my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.

 

[HecticArt]

If I could have remembered those lyrics, I would have gone there.

 

[JHDK]

I always get stopped at the airport for having an anaconda in my pants.

We can't have anything nice around here.

 

[HecticArt]

If I could get through the airport, more people could have something nice......

 

[JHDK]

If I could get through the airport, more people could have something nice......

You flying away from them?