Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?
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Dang it I meant to watch this last weekend. I'll try to get to it at break today.
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"Stupid Things Happening In Florida," dumb dodo edition. Actually, six dumb dodos.
www.nbcnews.com
Gas theft ring in Florida stole at least $60K of fuel from stations to resell at half-price, sheriff says
“Operation Empty Tank” concluded last week when six men were caught stealing gas and arrested, the Hillsborough County sheriff said.
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It really does. Hah.
The drain in the floor of the customer bathroom started backing up. Fortunately it has some system in place where when it's full it's the sink water that backs up not the poop water. However this happened on the day that the workers were there repainting my entire apartment so now the floor of my customer bathroom is covered in white paint cause they must have been washing their brushes in the sink (that is also being replaced btw). I've mopped it multiple times, that paint isn't coming up.
From now on I will just call the septic guy at the end of every February.
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The cop who drove over the woman was "not injured." Whew, what a relief! I was really worried about him. 
www.huffpost.com
Sunbathing Woman Run Over At The Beach By Florida Deputy's SUV
The 23-year-old woman was lying on her back when the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office SUV struck her.
Disney. Dumb dodo. Stupid things in Florida. This story belongs on all three threads but I think it is most appropriate here.
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Florida Man Pretended To Be Disney World Staffer To Steal A Famous Character, Police Say
The man wore a Disney name tag and wanted to "show weaknesses" in the theme park's security, according to police.
All he needed was a clipboard. You can go anywhere if you're carrying one of those.
There is great power in the clipboard.
There is great power in the clipboard.
Freaking moron indeed.
Every time I step foot in any park (and to a lesser extent on any on-property road for that matter) I assume I'm on camera 100% of the time besides in the public bathrooms or hotel rooms.
Also I think it's well known but u guys tell me if this is a Disney nerd fact. All the parks have a bunch of plain clothes security walking around the parks from open to close everyday.
I mean of course crimes still happen on property but overall it's a place where like if your kid gets lost ur still gonna freak a bit but way less than in any other crowded area.
Another fun fact. When cast members find a lost kid in the parks they are trained to tell the kid that they're not lost, their parents got lost and will be back soon. Kinda cute right?
Every time I step foot in any park (and to a lesser extent on any on-property road for that matter) I assume I'm on camera 100% of the time besides in the public bathrooms or hotel rooms.
Also I think it's well known but u guys tell me if this is a Disney nerd fact. All the parks have a bunch of plain clothes security walking around the parks from open to close everyday.
I mean of course crimes still happen on property but overall it's a place where like if your kid gets lost ur still gonna freak a bit but way less than in any other crowded area.
Another fun fact. When cast members find a lost kid in the parks they are trained to tell the kid that they're not lost, their parents got lost and will be back soon. Kinda cute right?
Hah. A good portion of every day at work I'm carrying and checking things off or making notes on a clipboard.
FHP: Tractor-trailer driver let 70 cows loose onto Florida Turnpike after vehicle began to catch fire
MOO-OVE outta the way!
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I don't see why he did that. The customers could have just had their beef well done or chicago style.FHP: Tractor-trailer driver let 70 cows loose onto Florida Turnpike after vehicle began to catch fire
MOO-OVE outta the way!
FREE THE COWS!
Really tho he sounds like a good guy. Rather than let all those cows die of smoke inhalation he let them out. Commendable. Good man.
(Now for my predictable dumb jokes...)
But also Osceola County is Disney. And that's the part of the FL turnpike like right by Disney prop. WESH is the Orlando station where I've ranted abt being in love with their weather girl here b4. If cows were preventing me from walking down main st and seeing the castle...see ya later cows.
Really tho he sounds like a good guy. Rather than let all those cows die of smoke inhalation he let them out. Commendable. Good man.
(Now for my predictable dumb jokes...)
But also Osceola County is Disney. And that's the part of the FL turnpike like right by Disney prop. WESH is the Orlando station where I've ranted abt being in love with their weather girl here b4. If cows were preventing me from walking down main st and seeing the castle...see ya later cows.
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Kudos to the Sheriff – or, as I call him, the molester arrester.
Woman who once claimed to be a Miami-Dade cop has been accused of molestation in Florida
Woman who once claimed to be a Miami-Dade cop has been accused of molestation in Florida