Adventures In Koopland

I'm being kinda petty but I think it's fun.

Someone in my building wrote a note to the mailman saying something like, "dear mailperson, please make sure you close the mailboxes, they have been left open." a few days ago. Now today a new note in the same handwriting popped up telling the "mailperson" our correct address and saying that stuff from the wrong address has been delivered. These notes are taped right above the lot of mailboxes.

Of course the mailman knows to close the mailbox and knows our address. Maybe he made like 1 or 2 mistakes but everything gets delivered. So I wrote my own note saying:

Dear person writing these notes,
They are condescending.
Thank you

and I taped it right above where they taped their notes.

Hah. I'm having fun.
 
Someone ripped down my note!

Well it's time for note #2.

Now it says:

Dear note writer,
Your notes are condescending.
PS. Please don't rip down my notes. I didn't do that to yours. (Though I wanted to.)

HAHAHA!!!
 
I'm watching Northwest Law right now and some chick got hit by a boat propeller.

Not so fun fact: my aunt (my mom's brother's wife) from the side of the family I have no contact with cause my mom's bro is bad news, got her arm chopped off by a boat propeller in the 90's. I saw her once afterwards. She had a car that was all done up for a one armed person. I think she got a bunch of money from a lawsuit afterwards.
 
JHDK said:
I'm watching Northwest Law right now and some chick got hit by a boat propeller.

Not so fun fact: my aunt (my mom's brother's wife) from the side of the family I have no contact with cause my mom's bro is bad news, got her arm chopped off by a boat propeller in the 90's. I saw her once afterwards. She had a car that was all done up for a one armed person. I think she got a bunch of money from a lawsuit afterwards.
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Cost her an arm but not a leg?
 
Welp, in a new relationship. It's nice around this time of year. It's still early, we've only hung out a few times but things seem to be progressing nicely. And this one's an earner too. She's got a master's and some fancy job. Maybe she recently suffered a blow to the head or something, but she seems to dig me.

Hopefully this one works out, we've already discussed long term goals, but don't underestimate my ability to torpedo a good thing. On the plus side, I don't see how it could possibly go worse than how the last one wound up.

Either way, you can trust it will be well documented here.
 
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I can't believe I've beat IRBS to this question (maybe he's off waxing his head), but does she know about the drinking?
 
I told her about the DUI & jail stint today actually. Like 3 hours ago. She was super cool about it. I'll figure out a time to tell her about more recent, non-criminal drinking related issues. Also, if the last one taught me anything it's that I won't be making those same mistakes.

I wasn't sure how/when to tell her about the DUI. Like I said, it's still rather early, but she shared some stuff with me so I figured that was a good time to get it out there.
 
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JHDK said:
I told her about the DUI & jail stint today actually. Like 3 hours ago. She was super cool about it. I'll figure out a time to tell her about more recent, non-criminal drinking related issues. Also, if the last one taught me anything it's that I won't be making those same mistakes.

I wasn't sure how/when to tell her about the DUI. Like I said, it's still rather early, but she shared some stuff with me so I figured that was a good time to get it out there.
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Just a word of advise, if you tell her you are N days sober and have kicked the drinking habit, you cannot be seen drinking by her ever.
 
So I did blow tonight for like the first time in 15 years. The roomie had guests over who were handing it out. I'm not one to object.
 
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