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I follow Chuhhhhhhhhhhk on Facebook. He's great.
I do too.



I'm listening to the 4/1/2003 show and Howard explained how they came up with Bianca's full name: Bianca Jane Romijn Stamos.

Bianca - a stripper from Scores
Jane - Beth's grandmother's dog
Romijn Stamos - just for fun


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sadchild

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Cobra Starship
#7 "Good Girls Go Bad"
#7 "You Make Me Feel"

Don't think I've made it to the end of either song. Don't know if the general public knows/likes/remembers either one.
The above is from the "two hit wonders" thread

Remember Elisa Jordana? The one who thought Benjy was ugly but they ended up dating, then he blew it because he ruins everything good in his life? Elisa was in the group Cobra Starship ... but from 2005-2007. Those hits were 2009 and 2011.

 

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I just saw that the Royals are playing tonight on Peacock.

(MLB moved their out-of-market MLB.tv plan to ESPN with different games free each day via the regular ESPN app and Peacock.)
 

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April 2003, still never getting married again...

Howard: I saying if you been married once, and you have a divorce, you should never get married again. You don't know what you're doing. I'm never getting married again.
Robin: You could learn and maybe then go, but don't do it when you haven't learned anything.
Howard: I haven't learned anything.
Robin: I know.
Lisa Marie Presley: You're not getting married again?
Howard: Never. Never! What's the point? I'm not good at it. There was nothing wrong with my first wife. There's obviously something wrong with me.
 

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More April 2003

4/11/2003:

Vinnie: I'm going to my niece's wedding in Savannah.
Howard: Why is she getting married? What is she, crazy?
Robin: Regular people get married, Howard.
Howard: My niece is getting married. I told her, you're nuts.
John: The blonde? The cute blonde?
Howard: Yeah. Pam.
Gary: Is there a person you know that should get married?
Howard: No.
Gary: Not a person?
Howard: No one.
Gary: Not one person?
Howard: No one.
Robin: The whole world should just stop?
Howard: Marriage was invented- who says that a man and woman should be married? Be together cuz you want to be together.
Robin: But wait a minute, what about kids?
Howard: What about them?
Robin: Where are they supposed to go? Whose name are they supposed to have?
Howard: Those are the only people who have to get married. If you're gonna have kids-
Robin: Well, a lot of people are having kids.
 

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Between Noah Knigga, Kiké Hernández, Nick Kerr and Nick Kurtz... where's Billy West as Racist Marge Schott? At least we have Richard and Sal to do some more phony phone calls.
 

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This is a DEEP cut.

Secret Garden rooftop bar concept coming soon - 614NOW Secret Garden rooftop bar concept coming soon

I've heard this bar is, like, a noine.

Only Dada Doofie would sink the love tape money into a kitchen renovation...and then sell the house.

True, he probably ended up making more money off that somehow, but it's always easy to goof on that giant plantain-eating joker.
 

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More April 2003 marriage talk:

4/17/2003:
Caller: I've actually seen you and Beth out a lot in New York and I cannot believe that you don't think that this girl does not want to marry you.
Howard: I didn't say she didn't want to marry me. I'm not into marriage. We don't talk about it.
Caller: I know you aren't, but I kinda think you're a little naive that you don't think she doesn't want to get married and have kids.
Howard: Well, if she does she can tell me.
...
Caller: Don't most girls want to get married?
Howard: Yeah, they all do.
Robin: Not all.
...
Howard: You know I'm very happy in my relationship. I don't think marriage is gonna change it. Everyone thinks you have to move forward, there's got to be some big event that's gonna happen - marriage, children. How about just being happy? What's wrong with that? I've come to some revelation, I guess. It's like, well, I don't want to have kids - I've got three kids already, it's more than enough for me to handle - and I'm in a relationship and I'm happy. Why does everyone always have to look for something more?
Robin: I'm not looking for anything more.
Howard: I know. And you're fine and happy.
Robin: I've always liked it just this way.
Howard: Yeah it's fine. I'm very happy. I'm very honest about it and open. And I think Beth feels the same way. She told me, "I wouldn't be there if I didn't feel the same way." Why would she be there? What, is she gonna sit and wait for me to come around? That's insane. My niece is getting married. I told her she's nuts.
...
Artie: So that's your viewpoint even for women, not to get married?
Howard: Sure!
Artie: I thought it was just guys.
Robin: You don't want your daughters to get married?
Howard: I could care less. What would be so horrible if they met a guy they dug and, you know, whatever.
...
Caller2: You're stringing Beth along [inaudible]
Robin: *sigh*
Howard: But how am I doing that?
Robin: What a genius you are!
Caller2: Listen to my rationale, here. This girl is young.
Howard: She's not young! She's 30 years old! 30 years old is young?
Caller2: 30 years old is very young!
...
Caller2: She wants to be known as Mrs Howard Stern.
Howard: Get outta here. You don't even know her. Why is everyone commenting on my romantic life?
Robin: Why do they think they know, just because they feel that way, or they know someone who felt that way, doesn't mean she feels that way.
 

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Another marriage mention on 4/17/2003:

Caller: Your argument about marriage is completely one-sided.
Howard: What do you mean it's one-sided? Of course it's one-sided. I don't want to get married and my girlfriend doesn't want to get married. How's that one-sided?
Caller: She doesn't want to get married because she knows you're so anti-marriage. She loves you. She wants to stay with you. Right now she's happy-
Howard: Why can't she stay with me and not be married?
Robin: Well, what's gonna keep her there if she's married?
Caller: [inaudible] -you've been married, you've had children. Why deny her the opportunity?
Howard: See how women think?
Robin: But he's already left one marriage. How does it mean he's gonna stay there if he gets married?
Howard: This is how women work on other women. This is what they do. All day they go, "He's selfish. He should marry." There's always something you're not doing.
Caller: [inaudible] -to stay single, Howard?
Howard: I love being single. I love the fact that- we had sex last night- we have sex every night.
Robin: Of course she hasn't explained to me how it's gonna guarantee that she gets to stay there. You left another marriage.
Howard: Right! And what about Beth? Beth has a choice to stay or leave.