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Howard Stern 10/28/2002: "Yeah, I'm not a cat guy. I'm more a dog guy."

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Amazing what 'pussy' will do to a man!
 

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Don't know about the truck thing, but there's an old maxim: "Are you looking for some good stuff? Get a ugly chick. Ugly chicks can screw. They have to screw, cause they ain't got nothin' else goin' for they ass."
 

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10/28/2002 show. There's an intern whose mother just found out she's interning for the Stern show, and is on her way to the studio (presumably to force her to quit). They all started talking about how you never outgrow the feeling of fear when your mother is upset with you. Then Howard (basically) said this about Sam Kinison (I grabbed the quote below from kinison.com):

“Sam could always surprise you.” says Stern. “I remember one time he was on our show, and I’d gotten an earring, and he seemed to want one, too. I told him I’d go with him. And he said: ‘Oh, no, I can’t do that. My mother will kill me.’ I said, ‘You’re overweight, you’re and admitted alcoholic, you do all this cocaine, and you’re worried about what your mother will think of an earring?’ But he was dead serious.”
 

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10/28/2002 show. Howard mentioned the singing psychic. Got curious about her story, looked it up, and wrote a bio on her for Genius.com:

In 1979, an 18-wheeler backed into Frances Baskerville’s car, dumped part of its load onto her, then dragged the car for a block. After this, she claimed God gave her psychic powers: "After the accident, things came to me in song. It comes right off the top of my head."

Two years later, she began offering her services to police departments to help find missing children. In 1985, she released Music From Cannonville, an album of country-western songs under the name Frances Cannon. Two years later, she released another album as Frances Cannon and the Extraterrestrials, which earned her the reputation of being an outsider music artist.

In 1991, Frances opened a detective agency and began doing daily radio shows a day via telephone in which she takes calls from listeners looking for missing people or things, to which she sings her responses. In 1997, she gained national exposure with her first appearance of several on The Howard Stern Show.

Over time, Frances claimed to have been a ‘psychic to the stars’, singing her predictions to A-list celebrities like Michael Jackson, and having found over 5000 missing children. In 1999, she released Songs From Beyond under the name Fran Baskerville Singing Psychic, containing popular songs from the past with her new lyrics on top of them.

She died in 2009 at the age of 65.
 

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Thanks. Now I'll be getting a KKK leader as "people you may know" for the next 6 months.

Isn't he a former KKK guy cause he got kicked out?

How terrible do you gotta be to get kicked OUT of the KKK?

I'm actually surprised he doesn't have any KKK racism on there. If you didn't know, it'd be easy enough to assume it's just some old war vet.
 

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The second segment has a guy "Opie and Anthony are huge douchebags."

That was then. We all know how it turned out. One of them turned out to be a racist douche and the other took a video of someone using the toilet.
 
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NBC is showing their "SNL Christmas Special" with Drunk Uncle and he looks so much like Artie.
 

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As long-timers know... "Bridge Out. Take Detour On E Street" whenever The Bridge would be temporarily replaced with E Street Radio.
 

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"This is a technical problem which is completely solveable."

--Someone talking about issues Netflix has had while live streaming stuff.

Cue the soundbyte:
"If it was created by man it can be solved by man."
 

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I just saw that Chiefs Hallmark movie.

Yeah, it's obviously inspired by the whole Taylor-Travis thing. Richard Christy makes an appearance at the end.

There's a b-plot that involves a lucky Chiefs hat which is shared by the family and goes missing.

Richard: "Do you have the hat?"

Main girl: "I lost it."

Richard: "No worries. I've got my lucky socks. Haven't taken them off since the last time we won at home."

Main girl: "Please tell me you wash them between games though."

Richard: "Of course I haven't. Plus, I'd have no idea how."

Sidenote...the Alana girl... main character is quite cute.
 
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