What Does This Have To Do With The Show?

Kryptonite

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Someone I know listens to the show. He was asking about yoga recommendations for first-timers.

Someone else suggested Bikram Yoga.

"FUUUUUUCK YOU! I am Bikram! Best yoga instructor! My taint hair cures leprosy! One drop....ONE MEASLEY DROP of my semen is worth TEN BILLION DOLLARS!"
 

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Chris Jones played in the first-ever NFL playoff game exclusively on a streaming app.

So, of course, the dude with the big wang played on Peacock.

 

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I'm watching Season 18, Episode 17 of American Dad. Roger mentioned having a mix of horny goat weed and Viagra.

...and it was a very funny episode.
 
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I've taken this one ENTIRELY out of context and it helps if you have a bad mental translation of French.

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I thought the only way to fly was getting so drunk you piss through your diaper and onto the seat.
 

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Here's a random FB post:
"I will NOT watch Super Bowl because they're playing Black Nat'l Athem ! U.S. ONLY has 1 Nat'l Anthem period !"

Can we get Mama Lookaboobooday to sing it as a duet with Rodney, the famous athlete and proud graduate of Stuyvesant High School?
 

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I found some old pictures various people took.

You remember where you were on 9/11, when your favorite team won the championship...and you remember where you were when those annoying heartbeats ended.

 
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Oh ya, all the racists black folk haters really enjoy throwing their $10,000 and more to watch a healthy amount of black men traipsing around on fake grass in a gigantic structor while mostly white people sit and gaggle at them is a healthy pursuit for 5 hours. All while the lesser thens make a small amount of dough while the AD makers take the most.

Rant not over.
 

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Oh ya, all the racists black folk haters really enjoy throwing their $10,000 and more to watch a healthy amount of black men traipsing around on fake grass in a gigantic structor while mostly white people sit and gaggle at them is a healthy pursuit for 5 hours. All while the lesser thens make a small amount of dough while the AD makers take the most.

Rant not over.

Wait what?
 

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Howard Stern 9/10/2002:

"You are listening to the last three years of Howard Stern radio and that's it ... Enough with that ... Let's go out on top ... I don't want to be Imus, sitting there clinging to the microphone like a goddamn crypt keeper. It's over. It was over for that guy 20 years ago ... Go away! Go be with that your wife of yours!"
 

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People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)


My my, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.

The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
This is the story
of a Johnny Rotten
It's better to burn out
than it is to rust
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten.