What Does This Have To Do With The Show?

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Howard: **kvetches about a check in the grocery line.**

Listeners: "We know you haven't been to a grocery store in 30 years."

Related...I wonder if Laura Lackner is still in the picture.

And yeah, I'd be right there with Howard if someone pulled out a check.

 

[scotchandcigar]

 

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Cirque du Soleil: Corteo

 

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I should have taken a picture when the acrobat was standing beside someone of average height.

And the worst? This little person probably didn't get to meet Katharine McPhee.

 

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This one is kind of obscure:

 

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Here's a hint...maybe:

 

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LET'S FUCK SOME WHORES!!!! YEAHHHHHHH! SIXTY-NINE!!!!!!

Nevada Sex Workers Offer Golden Knights Free Orgy After Stanley Cup Win

The Vegas Golden Knights could finish their Stanley Cup victory celebration with a bang ... 'cause one Nevada brothel is offering the champs one helluva party.

www.tmz.com

 

[HecticArt]

That’s smart advertising right there.

 

[sadchild]

Listening to the Stern show dated 7/23/2002. Howard wanted to test his dad about the middle names of his daughters, but his mom kept feeding him answers. Here's what was discussed about the Stern family tree

Ben Stern

His parents had 3 girls in Europe, they all died. Then they came to America and started over and had 3 girls and a boy. However, Howard listed 4 girl names while talking about it?

Girls: Sabina, Estelle (youngest, died a long time ago), Mildred, Sally
Boy: Bernard "Ben" Stern (no middle name)

Howard Stern

3 girls:
Emily Beth
Deborah Jennifer
Ashley Jade

Ellen Stern

2 daughters:
Pamela Anna Dunn (named after Ben's mother)
Sharon Beth

 

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Pizzeria del Capitano was open until 4:00 a.m.

A cruise sounds like a hell of a time for Baby Gorilla. He can smoke, drink, gamble and, until 4am, eat pizza.

 

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https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Barbara-Bui/Le-Parfum-6210.html

 

[scotchandcigar]

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Barbara-Bui/Le-Parfum-6210.html

Where do you find these things? Does it smell like plantains and Reesees?

 

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Where do you find these things? Does it smell like plantains and Reesees?

That's if it doesn't smell like ass-breath.

 

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I'm in line to see the Stanley Cup. They've got these guys who follow it around as a security team. I'm half tempted to name-drop Jackie Martling.

Edit: The keepers aren't here!

 

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Within that culture, young players were supposedly "dry humped" in the dark by upperclassmen. A naked center snapped the ball to a naked quarterback proving ... what, exactly?

"I don't know much about football...but this sounds like my kind of fun! I'll gladly enter my prize where no man has ever gone before...the center's tight end. This is the Howard Stern Show!"

 

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Al Pacino Becomes a Dad Again at 83 as He and Girlfriend Welcome Baby Boy — and Reveal His Name

Al Pacino has welcomed his fourth child, his first baby with girlfriend Noor Alfallah.

people.com

All of the baby doody caca thrown on the wall!

 

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@JHDK @scotchandcigar @HecticArt @sadchild

Keep an eye out in your grocery stores. There's already been reports of pumpkin stuff on shelves.

"It's mah faaaaav-orite!"

 

[Aaron]

Damn usually the Autumn stuff starts after the back to school supplies are out of the way