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George Takei was on the 4/16 episode of Stephen Colbert. He talked about life on the interment camp and has a new kid's book out about his lost freedom.
 

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There's a FB group: "You know you're from **city** when..."

Someone posted the time/temp number. Call any time and get the current time and weather.

Someone replied they missed the "dial-a-joke number."

Of course I had to respond 516-922-WINE
 

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That was an epic moment of the show. Poor Ronnie to have that moment, the SS Mund and the poison gas.
 
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Listening to an old show. And here's another Howard quote about marriage from 2002. My morbid fascination continues...
And again

Sept 17, 2022:
Caller (Shuli): Do you have any feelings of wanting to get married again?
Howard: Why ruin a good thing with marriage? Ask Robin. She knows the answer to that.
Robin: No, no, he's asking you. Don't ask me. I've never done it.
Howard: Listen, marriage to me is not necessary.
Caller: Is it more of an issue of not wanting to lose everything again? Or just-
Howard: Well that's a big issue. And also-
Robin: But is it ever, you know, that romantic thing? Does it ever occur to you 'oh, she's so sweet I should marry her'?
Howard: They interviewed Goldie Hawn on Oprah and she said- She never got married. She said, 'you take a bird and put it in a cage and you lock the door and it wants to get out. if you leave the door open, somehow the bird keeps returning.'
...
Howard: I'm not a marriage guy anymore. It doesn't work for me.
Gary: But I think things have changed for you.
Howard: What's changed for me? I look at your life and I don't want it.
Gary: I see how like in love you are. You're in love.
Howard: I am in love.
Gary: No doubt. And we asked you this a year ago. I think you're in love as I've ever seen you. She says, 'Howard I love ya, and I'm not pressuring you or anything-
Howard: She's not gonna say that.
Gary: -and this is what I need-
...
Gary: -If I don't get married, I gotta walk away.'
Howard: Gary needs me to get married.
Gary: Oh come on. Now somebody you love-
Howard: I told you. I don't have to worry about that.
Gary: But you don't KNOW that.
Howard: I know what I know.
Gary: But you don't.
Howard: Listen, I told you I'm in a new universe. Marriage doesn't exist. So how can you do something that doesn't exist.
 

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Hearing Eric The Midget's first ever phone call right now...

9/19/02. 7:55am
Howard spent a few minutes goofing on Rosie O'Donnell after listening to some clips of her press conference from yesterday. Howard also talked a little bit about the Latin Grammys for a short time before taking some phone calls. One of the phone calls he took was from this guy Eric who was defending Kelly Clarkson from ''American Idol'' who Howard said wasn't all that attractive or something like that. Eric, a 3'5'' tall disabled dude, told Howard that he thinks she's pretty hot. Howard spoke to the guy for a couple of minutes and could tell there was something up with the guy. That's when he found out he's only 3'5'' tall. He spent a little while longer talking to him about Kelly and told him he should try to go after someone more realistic because there's not much chance that he'll get a Kelly Clarkson. Howard asked him about who he spanks his monkey to and eventually had to get off the phone because it was too depressing to talk to him.
 
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Hearing Eric The Midget's first ever phone call right now...

9/19/02. 7:55am
Howard spent a few minutes goofing on Rosie O'Donnell after listening to some clips of her press conference from yesterday. Howard also talked a little bit about the Latin Grammys for a short time before taking some phone calls. One of the phone calls he took was from this guy Eric who was defending Kelly Clarkson from ''American Idol'' who Howard said wasn't all that attractive or something like that. Eric, a 3'5'' tall disabled dude, told Howard that he thinks she's pretty hot. Howard spoke to the guy for a couple of minutes and could tell there was something up with the guy. That's when he found out he's only 3'5'' tall. He spent a little while longer talking to him about Kelly and told him he should try to go after someone more realistic because there's not much chance that he'll get a Kelly Clarkson. Howard asked him about who he spanks his monkey to and eventually had to get off the phone because it was too depressing to talk to him.


"Spanks his monkey to."

www.spankthemonkey.com


That bit has been replayed on 101.
 

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On this week??

Three guests in three days.