We're All Going to Die

[HecticArt]

And turning live people into dead ones.
Freaking idiot.

 

[geosync]

Great boss, if you happen to be a dumbass.

 

[JHDK]

The Corona hugging bandit!

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

He was wearing a mask.

 

[Channel98]

In the United States, the COVID-19 death toll is now 181,114 people – and one advertising slogan.

KFC suspends its 'finger lickin' good' slogan because of coronavirus

Kentucky Fried Chicken has decided to pause using its "finger lickin' good" slogan because ... well, that's probably not the best idea right now.

www.cnn.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

In the United States, the COVID-19 death toll is now 181,114 people – and one advertising slogan.

KFC suspends its 'finger lickin' good' slogan because of coronavirus

Kentucky Fried Chicken has decided to pause using its "finger lickin' good" slogan because ... well, that's probably not the best idea right now.

www.cnn.com

Huh? You're licking your own fingers, not someone else's, right?

 

[HecticArt]

Huh? You're licking your own fingers, not someone else's, right?

Then why bother?

 

[JHDK]

I've had to serious curtail my habit of licking railings and elevator buttons ever since the virus hit.

Hard times.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I've had to serious curtail my habit of licking railings and elevator buttons ever since the virus hit.

Hard times.

Come to Canada in January. You will be out the the habit of licking rails in no time.

 

[Channel98]

JHDK still sucks his thumb – but now, because of coronavirus fears, he uses a straw.

 

[HecticArt]

I hope it’s biodegradable.

 

[JHDK]

Great, so now along with getting pregnant, broads also have to worry about getting COVID from toilet seats.

Woman may have caught coronavirus in airplane toilet, researchers say | CNN

Researchers say they have evidence that a woman caught coronavirus on a flight -- perhaps in the jet's restroom.

www.cnn.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

When did you turn into Jackie Gleason?

 

[Channel98]

Speaking of which.......

A second L.A. Metro bus driver has died of complications from COVID-19

The driver, a 22-year veteran of the agency, most recently drove on Line 611, through Cudahy and Huntington Park.

www.latimes.com

 

[JHDK]

As if we don't already have enough important social issues that are worthy of rioting in the streets:

 

[HecticArt]

 

[scotchandcigar]

What holiday?

 

[JHDK]

What holiday?

That's a good question. I was just making yet another dumb joke post but apparently it's for Halloween and Christmas. What kind of savage eats Halloween or Christmas Peeps?

Peeps are Easter food don't belong anywhere else in the year.

More pandemic fallout: No Peeps for Halloween and Christmas

This year has given us yet another trick and one less treat.

www.cnn.com

 

[HecticArt]

Peeps are good for Easter, and that's about it.

 

[Channel98]

Doctor Donald Trump seems to have forgotten who is in charge.

Trump blames Biden, who isn't President, for not instituting national mask mandate
"To be clear: I am not currently President," Biden wrote moments later. "But we can change that."

Trump Blames Biden, Who Isn't President, For Not Instituting National Mask Mandate