Watch Out For That...

I like this guy at the end, who takes the opportunity to just wail away at the dude.
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He throws some good punches at first but at the end he's throwing girl punches.

Still he deserves a lot of credit. Like I said before, he was the first one to jump in. That took balls. The judge is basically obliged to send him a Christmas card for the rest of her life.
 
"I know you opened a window, Glennwood, but I still feel warm. Maybe you should open another window."

Another article that just doesn't make sense to me. What is the "heater" in the basement? Is it a furnace? A boiler? Hot air? Hot water? Is it oil, gas, or electric?

They kept using the word "heater" in the article, so I assumed they were referring to an electric space heater that was in the bedroom. But then they refer to a heater in the basement, which would have to be some kind of central system. It would have a thermostat that maxes out at like 86 degrees. What can be set to 1,000 degrees?

They also mention a water heater, which has nothing to do with bedroom temp.
 
If I can rant some more, a wood stove or pellet stove is the only thing I can imagine that's capable of reaching those temps. But why would they have one in S. Carolina? And who would call a stove a "heater"?
 
The Mayo Clinic website says, "Peanut allergy is one of the most common causes of severe allergy attacks. For some people with peanut allergy, even tiny amounts of peanuts can cause a serious reaction that can even be life-threatening (anaphylaxis)." Uh, yeah, about that.......

 
"I know you opened a window, Glennwood, but I still feel warm. Maybe you should open another window."


Old people like it warm so at least they went out doing something they love.

The Mayo Clinic website says, "Peanut allergy is one of the most common causes of severe allergy attacks. For some people with peanut allergy, even tiny amounts of peanuts can cause a serious reaction that can even be life-threatening (anaphylaxis)." Uh, yeah, about that.......


Peanut allergies are God's way of weaning out the weak. Also if you're allergic to peanuts you're inherently racist and spitting in the face of George Washington Carver's memory. We all know he invented the peanut.

(just in case you assholes think I really believe that I know he found like a million uses for peanuts....he clearly didn't invent a nut that grows from the ground. But it's funnier to say that.)
 
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There's a joke here about the 10 pins he spent his life knocking down representing the years of the kids he looked at but I cant quite form it yet.
 
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