Things That Nobody Needs

[Aaron]

Miller High Life Makes an Ice Cream Bar That Tastes Like Dive Bars

In collaboration with Tipsy Scoop, the treat includes a peanut swirl to mimic peanut shells always found on dive bar floors as well as a hint of tobacco smoke flavor.

www.foodnetwork.com

I'll try it.

 

[HecticArt]

Been there.
Done that.
I’ll pass….

 

[sadchild]

Nasty!

 

[Aaron]

Coke's latest bizarre flavor is here

Coca-Cola's latest experimental, limited-time flavor is here. It's called ... wait for it ... Dreamworld. And it tastes like ... dreams?

www.cnn.com

"We wanted to create a dream-inspired drink that was recognizably Coca-Cola but with additional cues that bring to life the playfulness and brightness of dreams. We took inspiration from the technicolor world of dreams, adding a dash of vibrant flavors to our great Coca-Cola taste."

So I guess Dreamworld tastes like Fruit Punch? Anyway I liked it.

But I like most food flavors.

 

[HecticArt]

So their advertising team is more creative than their product development team. Got it.
It's either that, or the two teams are totally independent of each other.

 

[Wolf]

Coke's latest bizarre flavor is here

Coca-Cola's latest experimental, limited-time flavor is here. It's called ... wait for it ... Dreamworld. And it tastes like ... dreams?

www.cnn.com

"We wanted to create a dream-inspired drink that was recognizably Coca-Cola but with additional cues that bring to life the playfulness and brightness of dreams. We took inspiration from the technicolor world of dreams, adding a dash of vibrant flavors to our great Coca-Cola taste."

I'll try it, I did like there last limited flavor drink Starlight. Which was some kind of mixed berry flavor.

 

[sadchild]

Advertising in the 1950s: This product works and will make your life easier

Advertising in the 1980s: This product will make you rich and/or sexy

Advertising in the 2020s: This product tastes like dreams

 

[Wolf]

I love Pepsi, but I doubt this will taste well?

I tried Pepsi's new S'mores Collection and did not want s'more

 

[MonoStereo]

Wait...so you have to take a sip from 3 cans at once to get the true S'Mores Experience?

 

[Aaron]

I'll try it.
Still haven't found the Miller Beer Ice Cream bars.

 

[scotchandcigar]

I love Pepsi, but I doubt this will taste well?

I tried Pepsi's new S'mores Collection and did not want s'more

I tried reading the article, but it's one of those "filler" clickbait things that never gets around to addressing the headline.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Nick Cannon welcomes his tenth child | CNN

Nick Cannon is a new dad, again.

www.cnn.com

With each kid, the bullshit gets thicker and thicker.

"Another Blessing!!! As my journey on this planet becomes more and more remarkable and unfathomable, all I can do is thank God and continue to ask the Most High to order my steps. He has given me stewardship and dominion over a family dynamic that to some is unimaginable. But more importantly he has blessed me with loving individuals to guide me with care through this purposeful life. I am so indebted and grateful for the matriarch energy in my time of need. @missbbell has been the rock and foundation of my Fatherhood journey. She has taught me so much about parenting, psychology, spirituality, love and just life in general.”

But here's the real kicker:

Earlier this month, Cannon welcomed his ninth child, a daughter Onyx Ice Cole Cannon, his daughter with model LaNisha Cole.

 

[Jon]

With how many different women I wonder? Wait..No...I don't care!!

 

[Channel98]

I'm resisting the urge to make a bad pun about "Loose Cannon."

 

[sadchild]

all I can do is thank God and continue to ask the Most High to order my steps

So it's God's will that he impregnate several women? And divorce Mariah Carey? I thought He wasn't really for that kinda stuff!

 

[HecticArt]

I'm resisting the urge to make a bad pun about "Loose Cannon."

You've already shown more self control than Nick has.
Thank you.

 

[MonoStereo]

I'm resisting the urge to make a bad pun about "Loose Cannon."

It's pretty obvious that it doesn't take much for this Cannon to go off.

 

[HecticArt]

He ain't shootin blanks!

Hey oh!!!!!!!

 

[scotchandcigar]

He ain't shootin blanks!

Hey oh!!!!!!!

I'd recommend he gets some of those microphone protectors they use for hurricanes.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Mondrian painting expected to fetch more than $50 million in rare auction

Piet Mondrian's signature black grid lines and bright-colored squares are among the most striking images of abstract art. Now, one of his most valuable paintings is going on sale and is expected to reach more than $50 million, Sotheby's has said.

www.cnn.com

Here it is, $50 Million