Things That Nobody Needs

We had this wack job on the Mass/NH border who put up a super-bright electronic sign at a 6-way intersection, and displayed these crazy, inflammatory messages. He ended up losing a defamation suit for like $2 million. This is a perfect example of why I'm so happy to have gotten the hell out of there.
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Sorry, got the amount wrong. As of July, he's skipped-out. Nobody knows where he is.

Still no sign of Michael Gill as arrest warrant expires; owes nearly $280M to defamed men
 
Things that nobody needs: an alert from the president to everyone's cell phone.
2:18pm.
Orange Alert.

The guy has figured out how to tweet everyone in the US.
 
I was going to try to turn my phone off to avoid it, but forgot.

Either way, I'm sure that all 500 million Americans snapped to attention to listen to the alert.
 
What?

Then where are we suppose to put our diks in Uranus?
 
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Here is an idiotic warning that we don't really need. "Oooh, Mommy, you picked up our dry cleaning! Can I have the big plastic bag? I want to play with it! I can't imagine a more fun toy!" Come on!

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This is something nobody needs.

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