The Random Post Thread

[Jon]

Inventor Of World's First Voice-Activated Blowjob Machine Upgrades It With New Commands — LADbible

The new Autoblow AI+ has been upgraded with a downloadable blowjob library

apple.news

 

[geosync]

Hmmm, what kind of sexy talk is necessary to get the machine going??

 

[Wolf]

Hmmm, what kind of sexy talk is necessary to get the machine going??

If I recall a famous line from Howard Stern show.

"Dropping loads"

 

[HecticArt]

Hmmm, what kind of sexy talk is necessary to get the machine going??

"The credit card was approved."

 

[Channel98]

One of the Partridge Family's best-known songs is Point Me In The Direction Of Albuquerque. At least they knew how to spell it.

New Mexico Department Of Transportation Misspells Albuquerque On Newly Erected Sign

“I do not recall this happening before,” DOT spokesperson Kimberly Gallegos said. “But I honestly think this was just a simple mistake.”

www.huffpost.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

 

[HecticArt]

I quote that one frequently, and people have no idea what I'm talking about.

 

[sadchild]

Do you pronounce it like Bugs: "ALBAKOYKEE"

 

[HecticArt]

If I’m feeling particularly goofy, maybe…..

 

[JHDK]

Mr beast videos are fun. Even the new ones. He's super huge now but I like his b4 becoming huge but after he started out video where he tips waitresses like 10k. Got me watching other channels where they tip ppl crazy amounts. I know some of them may be staged but some of them feel genuine and their nice to watch.

 

[Wolf]

Mr beast videos are fun. Even the new ones. He's super huge now but I like his b4 becoming huge but after he started out video where he tips waitresses like 10k. Got me watching other channels where they tip ppl crazy amounts. I know some of them may be staged but some of them feel genuine and their nice to watch.

I like Mr. Beast and watch all of his channels. I even own this when he hit 40 million couple years ago. Now the signature has washed away, I worn it so many times.

 

[JHDK]

Usually when British ppl have odd terms for things (like boot or lift) they just annoy me and remind me how much I hate soccer.

However...

Bog roll. That's a good term for tp.

Makes me think of like what Grendel probably used if he needed something to wipe in the Beowulf story.

 

[Channel98]

According to Green’s Dictionary Of Slang, "bog roll" – referring to toilet paper – was coined in 1983. It comes from "bog," a British slang word for a toilet. The word originally referred to a cesspit, "a pit or sealed holding tank for the disposal of liquid waste and sewage."

Doesn't that just boggle the mind!

 

[JHDK]

According to Green’s Dictionary Of Slang, "bog roll" – referring to toilet paper – was coined in 1983. It comes from "bog," a British slang word for a toilet. The word originally referred to a cesspit, "a pit or sealed holding tank for the disposal of liquid waste and sewage."

Doesn't that just boggle the mind!

Hmm..cool to kno the history. Guess I took it a bit too far back. Like 1000 or so years. Still makes me think of those old stories so my point stands.

 

[JHDK]

Also funny the year I was born so was the term bog roll. Kinda depressing actually.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I quote that one frequently, and people have no idea what I'm talking about.

It should tell you who the classy cool individuals are. Nobody without a classic Bugs Bunny unedited education can be cool or classy.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Hmm..cool to kno the history. Guess I took it a bit too far back. Like 1000 or so years. Still makes me think of those old stories so my point stands.

1983 is not history. 983 is history.

 

[JHDK]

1983 is not history. 983 is history.

History started on July 4th 1776.

Everything before that was a mistake.

Also, awwww...u remember when I was born. Ur a sweetheart idrather.

 

[HecticArt]

Everything before that was a mistake.

We still talking about your birthday?

 

[scotchandcigar]

I think we're being invaded by China.