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JHDK said:
what sports did you guys play? i played bball until we got to highschool. then my school recruited players. i had 1 friend who made varsity. i moved onto golf. i was a middling player but it was fun. the gym teacher was our coach.
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I played perpetual right field as a pre-teen. Pretty much sucked at all sports. Played some house league soccer in my 30s and 40s. Was not a bad goalie.
 
My brother could've been a pro baseball player. I was the prototypical uncoordinated Jewish kid. I played street ball and football in the neighborhood when I was little. After that, I just rode my bike everywhere. I'd bike to places 20 miles away. I was a good bowler. I played a little tennis. I was pretty good at ping pong. And an excellent swimmer, but not competitively.

But mostly, I was in school bands. I did marching band for every football game.

In college, I was required to do 3 years of phys-ed. I did track, golf, squash, lacrosse, bowling, volleyball. I was at least as good as the engineering students from Pakistan and Turkey.

I didn't start skiing until I got out of college and moved up to Boston. I'm solidly intermediate.
 
scotchandcigar said:
I was the prototypical uncoordinated Jewish kid.
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ha, so was i really. i mean golf? could it be more of a suburban white kid sport? i never even played more than touch football.

scotchandcigar said:
bowling
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at summer camp, when it rained they tooks us bowling. i could get the ball to do that curvy, spinny thing. i was kinda proud of that.

I also spent a summer at a sleepaway camp in Virginia as a golf counselor. we would spend like 2 hours every morning at the range. i mean how long can you teach a bunch of preteens how to hit? so i really practiced how to do that thing where you bounce a ball off a pitching wedge. i got really good at it.
 
oh and at that sleepaway camp i was 17 and totally had sex w/a 26 year old woman. her name was charity
 
JHDK said:
i can't field a pop fly to save my life. i am very willing to throw myself in front of a grounder though. that led to multiple bruises.
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A good outfielder can predict where the ball is going as soon as it's hit, and then book it to that spot. It's like intercepting missiles.
 
rob lowe is a sexy man.

kinda like wolf.

i like women but i can also appreciate a good looking fella.

also i love you wolf and i really want to do man sex things with you.
 
there is a slight to moderate chance i may burn down my condo complex w/the candles i have burning. i'd really prefer to not die burning in a fire
 
IdRatherBeSkiing said:
My wife has it hard for Christopher Walken
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that's a weird one. he has a weird face.

my last gf had a thing for chris tucker. he has muscles and is black so that was hard to compete with. but he's also short so i got him on that front. and he's not even the funniest chris...uhhh...chris farley, chris rock?
 
it's where people come in with billy clubs and hit other people to make them vote a certain way.
 
yeah, both of those are not it. it's some old timey word. riot police...yea, that's getting closer.

for some reason i have the words billy club stuck in my head.
 
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