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Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
Tonight I watched the 1973 Columbo episode "Lovely But Lethal" on Me-TV. In one scene, a cosmetics company chemist (played by Martin Sheen) was fixing a cocktail for his boss (played by Vera Miles). The closed-captioning was on – and the spoken word "cocktail" was shown as "XXXXtail." I wonder what George Carlin would have said about that.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
"I like a serious attitude on the plane, especially on the “flight deck” which is the latest euphemism for “COCKPIT!!!” Can’t imagine why they wouldn’t want to use a lovely word like “COCKPIT” can you? Especially with all those stewardesses going in and out of it all the time!"
HecticArt
Administrator
You Canadians with all of your unnecessary U's.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
You Canadians with all of your unnecessary U's.
Wouldn't it be an unnecessary 'o' in this case?
HecticArt
Administrator
Ha! That's what I get for playing word games....confused.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
This is a bottle of disinfecting wipes we bought
Who came up with "Pacific Breeze"? It has a strong coconut smell. There's no "breeze" coming through. Not pacific, or atlantic, or caribbean, or gulf, or mountain. Is there someone actually formulating a scent that's specifically of a pacific breeze?
Oh, and here's a warning on the container
Violation of federal law. That means they can throw you into a federal penitentiary if you wipe your hands with it. Imagine sharing a prison cell with terrorists and murderers and drug lords.
"And what are you in for?"
- "Misusing a disinfecting wipe"
"What scent?"
- "Pacific Breeze & Coconut"
"Oh, that's a nice one!"
Who came up with "Pacific Breeze"? It has a strong coconut smell. There's no "breeze" coming through. Not pacific, or atlantic, or caribbean, or gulf, or mountain. Is there someone actually formulating a scent that's specifically of a pacific breeze?
Oh, and here's a warning on the container
Violation of federal law. That means they can throw you into a federal penitentiary if you wipe your hands with it. Imagine sharing a prison cell with terrorists and murderers and drug lords.
"And what are you in for?"
- "Misusing a disinfecting wipe"
"What scent?"
- "Pacific Breeze & Coconut"
"Oh, that's a nice one!"
HecticArt
Administrator
It doesn't smell like dead fish and seaweed?
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
I meant to post this last night. I went to college at an Institute of Technology. The male/female ratio was 10:1. We called the girls "Tech Chicks", and maybe 3 of them were attractive.
Last night on the Jeopardy College tournament, these were the 2 female contestants
They both lost to a guy, but they did well. Not what I would expect of Jeopardy girls.
Last night on the Jeopardy College tournament, these were the 2 female contestants
They both lost to a guy, but they did well. Not what I would expect of Jeopardy girls.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
HecticArt
Administrator
It’s going to be OK Koop.
The world sucks more than it usually does, and will for a while longer, but it’ll get better.
You'll find a dame. Look for one with a name like Sam, Jamie, Drew, or Wolf. Just make sure they don’t have an Adam’s apple. NTTAWWT.
Oh, and stay off the booze for a while.
The world sucks more than it usually does, and will for a while longer, but it’ll get better.
You'll find a dame. Look for one with a name like Sam, Jamie, Drew, or Wolf. Just make sure they don’t have an Adam’s apple. NTTAWWT.
Oh, and stay off the booze for a while.