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I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna end things.

My aunt Sally (my mom's sis) tells me she combs over but she looks like she has a full head. Maybe it's different because she's a woman. My mom wore a wig at the end but she had major medical issues. My uncle tells me he has spots but he doesn't, he's just trying to be nice to us. He's like 65 and has a full head of hair. Life sucks.

Kidding btw. But it is depressing. I used to be a hippie w/shoulder length hair that my dad hated.

I know I posted this a few days ago but it's on my (bald ass) mind...



Shining, gleaming, dreaming, flaxing waxing!
 
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Keep playing the stock market right, and you'll have that Bezos kinda bank.
But in the meantime, you should keep buying the 94 cent candles.
Chicks don't like poor bald guys with smelly apartments.
 
Single life kinda sucks.

I've been pretty honest about my dating life...the last one I mentioned has come to an end, and so I'm a single guy again.

IDK, I'm not sure if it's the banging I like or the human connection...probably a mix of the both.

IDK guys, sometimes I think I'm gonna be single forever...but then again, the old man found his broad and had me at 56...so maybe there's hope.

Hope is the thing with mother fucking feathers...my favorite poem:

BY EMILY DICKINSON
“Hope” is the thing with feathers -
That perches in the soul -
And sings the tune without the words -
And never stops - at all -

And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard -
And sore must be the storm -
That could abash the little Bird
That kept so many warm -

I’ve heard it in the chillest land -
And on the strangest Sea -
Yet - never - in Extremity,
It asked a crumb - of me.
 
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so i just threw sheets on my bed because im civilized.

also before that i hadnt had a girl here in a while so i was going bareback.

its nice to have sheets.
 
Word association game:

When I hear "mattress with no sheet", my first thought is "crack house".

Photo taken in an actual crack house featured below

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I had to go to the bank today once I got home and decided to pick up a bunch of those coin sleeves or whatever they're called while I was there. It's time to cash in some change. Turns out I had $72 worth. Sweet! Well I actually had around $80 but the rest wasn't enough to fill rolls so I already have a start on my next collection. Screw you grocery store coin machines and the 12% fee you take!

7.5 months later and it was time for me to fill out those coin rolls again. This time I had $64 worth. But I also had another $10 of mixed change that wasn't enough to fill rolls so that's a good start to my next collection. Screw you Coinstar, you're not getting 12%.

And this $64 is more than enough for me to pick up Mario Golf that comes out this Friday...because I'm a child who sits around and plays videogames...but hey, "free" videogames are more fun to play.
 
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It's always fun to turn in the old change.
With the COVID thing keeping us at home for the last year and a half, I haven't been out spending much cash, so I haven't been building much of a change reserve.
My bank will throw my loose change in their counting machine for free, so I don't have to mess around with the rolls anymore.
 
With the COVID thing keeping us at home for the last year and a half, I haven't been out spending much cash, so I haven't been building much of a change reserve.

I build up a ton of change on my Disney trips. I had like $15 in my car's ashtray alone. It was so full that I had to jostle it to get it to close properly.

My bank will throw my loose change in their counting machine for free, so I don't have to mess around with the rolls anymore.

Yea, you mentioned that last time. I'm jealous, it took about half an hour for me to roll it all. Also that noise the Coinstar machine makes when you dump in all the change is very satisfying. But not 12% worth of satisfaction.
 
Yea, you mentioned that last time.
Sorry. Sometimes reruns happen.
But not 12% worth of satisfaction.
Hell no. That's too much. I'm more cheap than I am lazy.
When I used to roll my own, I'd do it while I was watching TV

The fun and satisfaction comes from taking something that wasn't worth anything, and turning it into something you do something cool with.
 
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