The Good News Thread

[JHDK]

Because that sentence is a question!

This is turning into a never ending loop of silly quips and grammar corrections.

 

[Wolf]

The good news is the question is a sentence?

 

[scotchandcigar]

The good news is the question is a sentence?

If you read all these sentences out loud, as if Kourtney Kardashian were saying them, it actually makes sense.

 

[Wolf]

If you read all these sentences out loud, as if Kourtney Kardashian were saying them, it actually makes sense.

I don't follow that slut, so I don't know how she sounds.

 

[semipenguin]

If you read all these sentences out loud, as if Kourtney Kardashian were saying them, it actually makes sense.

Kourtney is the smart one, if that's saying much

 

[HecticArt]

Great. Hectic-mom was an English teacher, and Mrs Hectic is an editor. I can't ever get a vacation from being corrected.

 

[Wolf]

Whenever somebody tries to correct me, I simply go by this.

 

[JHDK]

I thought this article was sweet:

Real lives: ‘I fell in love with a homeless man' | Daily Mail Online

 

[JHDK]

Here is some grisly good news:

 

[Evil_Ernie]

Here is some grisly good news:

 

[HecticArt]

And it's a bitch.

Nice job lion.

 

[Wolf]

we have the wtf is going on thread for serious shit and the miscellaneous news thread is mostly filled with crazy more random incidents or screwed up stuff so i thought it would be nice to have a good news thread.

Just realized we also have a The Happy Thread, so would the happy news be good news?

If so then we have a thread for that.

 

[JHDK]

Just realized we also have a The Happy Thread, so would the happy news be good news?

If so then we have a thread for that.

That thread is for nothing but discussion of the Pharrell Williams song.

 

[Wolf]

That thread is for nothing but discussion of the Pharrell Williams song.

No, it doesn't, it talks about happy stuff.

 

[scotchandcigar]

U.S. judge orders ex-drug executive Shkreli to give up $7.36 million

 

[JHDK]

U.S. judge orders ex-drug executive Shkreli to give up $7.36 million

Something about his constant smugness makes me like him.

 

[memebag]

Something about his constant smugness makes me like him.

The people he killed makes me not.

 

[JHDK]

The people he killed makes me not.

He didn't kill anyone. He was in charge of a company and raised the price of its products. Nothing illegal about that. He's in trouble for fraud, not gouging.

 

[memebag]

He didn't kill anyone. He was in charge of a company and raised the price of its products. Nothing illegal about that. He's in trouble for fraud, not gouging.

I bet he did kill people.

 

[HecticArt]

He wasn't talking about killing people by raising the prices.
He was talking about the people he kidnapped, tortured in his basement, ate various body parts, then dissolved in tubs of acid.


But he probably killed people by being such a dick and raising the prices of their medications too.