The Dumb Dodo Thread

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Ok, so the Concord rotary is just ahead of Emerson Hospital. It would seem best if they just stayed together and continued on to the hospital. But this is what they did instead.

A mother gave birth Thanksgiving morning alone in a car on the Concord Rotary as her boyfriend ran to get help.
She knew the baby wasn’t going to wait, so she had her boyfriend pull the car over and run to get help at a nearby prison.
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Mother gives birth alone in car on Thanksgiving morning as boyfriend runs for help

A mother gave birth Thanksgiving morning alone in a car on the Concord Rotary as her boyfriend ran to get help. Emerson Hospital officials confirmed that Hunter William Mignone was born around 5:30 a.m. in his family’s jeep on Route 2 East in Concord. Hunter’s mom, Alyssa Sughrue, told the...
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Not the smartest move on his part.

If nothing else, every argument that they ever have will end with ".....and you left me alone in the car to give birth to our child!" There can be no reply to that.
 
Pete Rose and I had a friendly wager going. I thought Josh Shaw would get a three-year suspension. Pete thought it would be a lifetime suspension. It turns out we were both wrong.

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NFL suspends player for betting on league games | CNN

Josh Shaw, a defensive back for the Arizona Cardinals, has been suspended through at least the 2020 season for betting on NFL games, the league said Friday.
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I have a feeling we're going to be seeing this guy in The Police Thread soon...

Milam was armed and prepared to use his military training if things took a turn for the worse.
"All my military training came back to me," he said in the post. "I started analyzing the path the intruder would take, their line of fire if they entered the room in certain ways, and where we should be to decrease our risk of getting hurt."
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A couple called 911, thinking an intruder had entered their home. It was actually their robotic vacuum - CNN

Minutes after they called 911, police entered the home and began to search for an intruder. When the 911 operator told Milam to go downstairs to talk to the police, he said, the officers just had one question.
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There was a cartoon back in the day where a guy is out hunting and tells his buddy that he saw a moose with big antlers and put his hands up to his head like they were antlers and 20 other hunters jump out from behind trees and blow him away. I couldn't find that clip. It’s good stuff.
 
HecticArt said:
There was a cartoon back in the day where a guy is out hunting and tells his buddy that he saw a moose with big antlers and put his hands up to his head like they were antlers and 20 other hunters jump out from behind trees and blow him away. I couldn't find that clip. It’s good stuff.
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Almost sounds familiar, something like from Family Guy?
 
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