The Dumb Dodo Thread
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Channel98
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"Lishen, children, I have a very bad hangover today, sho I – *hic* – need you all to be very quiet, okay?"
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Elementary school teacher banned after collapsing while intoxicated at school | CNN
An elementary school teacher in Australia's Queensland state has been banned from teaching for two years after being intoxicated and passing out in class.
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scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
A man showed up to a California police department with a body in his car and admitted to killing four people
Roseville, California officers learned of the man's confession when they received a call from Mt. Shasta police, who detained the suspect after he came in. Police don't believe the quadruple homicide was a random act.
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Channel98
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The three women were fired and have been arrested. I assume Amazon has canceled their order for boxing gloves, brass knuckles and shuriken.
Three employees at an assisted living facility are accused of encouraging elderly residents to fight one another
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Three employees at an assisted living facility are accused of encouraging elderly residents to fight one another
Three employees at an assisted living facility are accused of encouraging elderly residents to fight one another | CNN
Three employees at a North Carolina assisted living facility are accused of allowing elderly residents to fight one another, encouraging them to fight, and, in one case, assaulting a resident.
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scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Ha! Maybe Brad Pitt's old enough now to star in a senior Fight Club sequel - Fight Club: Geriatric.The three women were fired and have been arrested. I assume Amazon has canceled their order for boxing gloves, brass knuckles and shuriken.
Three employees at an assisted living facility are accused of encouraging elderly residents to fight one another
Three employees at an assisted living facility are accused of encouraging elderly residents to fight one another | CNN
Three employees at a North Carolina assisted living facility are accused of allowing elderly residents to fight one another, encouraging them to fight, and, in one case, assaulting a resident.
semipenguin
Cheeseburger Connoisseur
What's the first rule of fight club?
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Don't talk about Fight Club.
What?
I said, don't talk about Fight Club!
I can't hear you! Did you say Fight Club?
Oh nevermind.
HecticArt
Administrator
Don't touch my pudding!!!!!
Channel98
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This dummy should have known his plan to phone in a false bomb threat would blow up in his face.
scotchandcigar
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Woman who stood on ship's railing for selfie barred for life from cruise line
A woman was removed from a cruise ship and banned for life by the cruise company after she climbed onto her room's balcony railing to pose for a dangerous photo shoot over the ocean.
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IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
Well they didn't do it with DeCaprio on the Titanic and look what happened to that ship. So this is just common sense.Woman who stood on ship's railing for selfie barred for life from cruise line
A woman was removed from a cruise ship and banned for life by the cruise company after she climbed onto her room's balcony railing to pose for a dangerous photo shoot over the ocean.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
It shows as a box to me.
Channel98
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Yes, I was trying to fix that. The story of the dumb Dallas dodo is on CNN's website, directly beneath the story of the selfie-taking woman who was banned from a cruise ship. I thought the Dallas story was new. It isn't. It's from February 21. I don't know why it's back on CNN.com today. Here is the video:
www.cnn.com/videos/us/2019/02/21/teen-falls-taking-selfie-dallas-bridge-sot-es-vpx.cnn
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Life lesson # 4,865: If your career involves being a national public figure, working with people, and acting as an impartial judge, then just shut the hell up about your criminally insane personal views...
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An MLB umpire tweeted about buying an assault rifle over the impeachment inquiry | CNN
Umpire Rob Drake tweeted he would buy an AR-15 "because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020," according to a copy of the tweet obtained by ESPN.
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IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
If he aims with the same accuracy he calls balls and strikes, everybody is safe.Life lesson # 4,865: If your career involves being a national public figure, working with people, and acting as an impartial judge, then just shut the hell up about your criminally insane personal views...
An MLB umpire tweeted about buying an assault rifle over the impeachment inquiry | CNN
Umpire Rob Drake tweeted he would buy an AR-15 "because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020," according to a copy of the tweet obtained by ESPN.
Channel98
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Human hair dye applied to animals can cause severe burning and lead to death. Animal rights groups are outraged that dogs are dyed to look like pandas. Why don't the café owners dye themselves to look like pandas?
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Chinese cafe paints dogs to look like giant pandas
A Chinese cafe is under fire for painting dogs as pandas to stand out in the competitive pet cafe market.
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