Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
I was wondering why the judge kept singing "Alexander Hamilton! Alexander Hamilton!" I assumed he was a fan of the Broadway musical Hamilton. As it turns out, he was asking for hundreds of 10-dollar bills.
The Dumb Dodo Thread
- Thread starter Wolf
- Start date
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Looks like he was drinking all those beers to make room for the cash. Maybe some time in the pokey will be good for his health.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Haha! What a dope. The (former) owner of a vegan restaurant completely loses it, because of his intolerance of a guy smoking outside in a public area.
www.independent.co.uk
Man sprays smoker in face with fire extinguisher to put out cigarette
'Mr Extinguisher' Alex Jamison posts rambling Facebook message both apologising and defending actions
www.independent.co.uk
JHDK
Release Robin's Bra
I can already see this young man has a great future as a crooked, corrupt politician. And he pleaded innocent. Of course he did. Don't they all?
The embattled 27-year-old mayor of Fall River, Massachusetts has been charged with extorting marijuana companies for hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes
The embattled 27-year old mayor of a Massachusetts town has been charged with extorting marijuana companies for hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes
Fall River mayor Jasiel Correia was arrested on Friday by the FBI. He was accused of extorting legal marijuana vendors in exchange for his support.www.businessinsider.com
Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
Steve Bullock isn't necessarily dumb. Perhaps he just never looks at a calendar and thus has no idea that this is September, not January.
Historic September snow storm hits Montana as Governor declares 'winter storm emergency'
www.cbsnews.com
Historic September snow storm hits Montana as Governor declares 'winter storm emergency'
Historic September snowstorm hits Montana as governor declares "winter storm emergency"
"That was a three-day record of over 13 inches of snow," one meteorologist noted
www.cbsnews.com
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
Is there such a thing as a summer or fall storm emergency?Steve Bullock isn't necessarily dumb. Perhaps he just never looks at a calendar and thus has no idea that this is September, not January.
Historic September snow storm hits Montana as Governor declares 'winter storm emergency'
Historic September snowstorm hits Montana as governor declares "winter storm emergency"
"That was a three-day record of over 13 inches of snow," one meteorologist noted
Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
In comic strips, Beetle Bailey often gets out of hikes or KP duty by hiding atop the barracks' roof where Sergeant Snorkel can't see him. In real life, though, that kind of trick doesn't always work.
Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
In retrospect, the two women probably shouldn't have written on the front of the envelope, "Guards, please do not open this."
www.latimes.com
Greeting card sent to jail inmate had a surprise inside: black tar heroin
You can say a lot with a greeting card. Thanks, Mom, for everything you did for me.
www.latimes.com
Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
If I wanted to make a bad joke, I could say the bride wore white and the groom wore out.
Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
If the woman decides she still wants to marry this schmuck, maybe the prison chaplain can perform the ceremony
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
The guy's name is Heath Edward Bumpous from Crockett, Texas. You can't make this stuff up.
Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
"You want me to pour flammable liquid on myself and light it on fire? Sure, I'll do that. It sounds fun. What could go wrong?"
www.cnn.com
Michigan boy suffers second degree burns in 'fire challenge' | CNN
A 12-year-old Michigan boy is recovering from second degree burns after being set ablaze in what is being described as a social media challenge.
www.cnn.com
Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
Another "death by selfie" story – and this time four people lost their lives.
www-m.cnn.com
Selfie slip leaves four dead at India dam | CNN
Four members of the same family drowned at a dam in India Sunday after slipping into the water while trying to take a selfie.
www-m.cnn.com