The Dumb Dodo Thread
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Iowa survivalist who allegedly faked his own death in 2016 to avoid trial on child pornography charges arrested
A Des Moines survivalist who allegedly faked his own death and fled the state to avoid trial on alleged child pornography charges is back in custody, according to a statement from the US Marshals in the Southern District of Iowa.
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"Hi. I'm calling you from an outhouse." I'm guessing this woman did not say that to whomever she phoned.
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Woman Rescued After Falling In Outhouse Toilet Trying To Get Phone
The woman used dog leashes to tie herself off as she reached for the phone, but she fell into the toilet headfirst.
This idiot pleaded not guilty. Of course he did.
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Florida Teen Charged In 151 MPH Crash That Killed 6
Noah Galle, 18, posted videos of himself speeding before the deadly crash, police said.
He was "unhinged." Now he's un-alive.
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Man leaps from Lower East Side balcony with two dogs and cat, killing himself and two of his pets
Man leaps from Lower East Side balcony with two dogs and cat, killing himself and two of his pets
An unhinged man leapt off the balcony of his 14th-floor Lower East Side apartment cradling a cat and two dogs, killing himself and two of his pets, police said Sunday. The 51-year-old man jumped from the balcony of his home on Grand St.…
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IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
Dumb Dodo, cold-blooded edition:
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Veteran snake handler dies after bite at Texas festival: ‘He had a passion’
Snake handler Eugene De Leon Sr. died after he was bitten by a rattlesnake at the Rattlesnake Roundup festival in Freer, Texas.
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Remember the Jimi Hendrix song If 6 Was 9? Here is a new version: If 9 Was 6:
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Mega Millions pauses payouts after host announces wrong number
Mega Millions has temporarily suspended prize payments after the host called the wrong number during Tuesday night's drawing.
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I thought I was going to be able to afford to retire for a few minutes......
Turns out that now I can only afford to retire for a few minutes.
Turns out that now I can only afford to retire for a few minutes.
Mass. man who bragged about assaulting an officer Jan. 6 faces years in jail after guilty plea
Sargent was part of a crowd of rioters that entered Capitol grounds illegally on Jan. 6, 2021. Read more at Boston.com.
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He "spent time in a mental health facility." I think he needs to be re-admitted.
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Man, 19, allegedly threatened mass shooting at Amazon facility, called Uvalde shooter an 'idol' - AOL
Police in San Antonio arrested a 19-year-old man Monday after he allegedly told a co-worker at an Amazon warehouse that he planned to carry out a mass shooting at the facility.
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The woman said Aceves revered the Uvalde shooter — an 18-year-old gunman who last month killed 19 children and two teachers — and called him an “idol.”
Fry 'im
She added that Aceves had recently said he was “tired of living” and had purchased an AR-style rifle.
"I'm tired of living. My solution to this is to buy a semi-automatic rifle and carry out a mass shooting."
Fry 'im.
Fry 'im
She added that Aceves had recently said he was “tired of living” and had purchased an AR-style rifle.
"I'm tired of living. My solution to this is to buy a semi-automatic rifle and carry out a mass shooting."
Fry 'im.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
It looks like he won't fly ... at least for 30 years.
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R. Kelly sentenced to 30 years in prison for federal racketeering and sex trafficking charges
Disgraced R&B singer R. Kelly was sentenced to 30 years in prison Wednesday, according to the US Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of New York, following his conviction last year on federal racketeering and sex trafficking charges stemming from his efforts over years to use his fame to...
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