The Dumb Dodo Thread

HecticArt

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Channel98

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The SkyBridge, the longest pedestrian suspension bridge in North America, opened in May 2019 and spans 680 feet across a deep valley in the Great Smokey Mountains. Yesterday, an idiot was among the pedestrians.

The Gatlinburg SkyBridge was shut down after a tourist cracked the glass doing a baseball slide

 

JHDK

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i have a metal object in my clothing that i'm happy to show you guys. warning, it is not a gun.
 

JHDK

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haha. that def made me laugh.

first response thought: i'll half cock on your face.

boom, male to male sexual harassment. kinda my thing around here.
 

Channel98

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The virus got the sheriff – but it did not get the deputy. (I sang that in my very best Eric Clapton voice.)

An Arizona sheriff who said he wouldn't enforce the state's stay-at-home order has tested positive for COVID-19

 

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The virus got the sheriff – but it did not get the deputy. (I sang that in my very best Eric Clapton voice.)

An Arizona sheriff who said he wouldn't enforce the state's stay-at-home order has tested positive for COVID-19

2 things:

- There's a picture of the sheriff shaking hands with Trump that I like.

- My sister and her husband have friends who (many years ago) picked I Shot The Sheriff as their wedding song.
 
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Channel98

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Donald Trump will hold a huge indoor rally in Tulsa tomorrow night – because, as we all know, he has so much competition for the Republican nomination. Attendees will have to sign a statement agreeing to not sue the campaign or event organizers for any exposure to the COVID-19 virus. However, if Trump himself gets the virus, he'll likely find dozens of people to sue, amirite?
 

HecticArt

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The virus got the sheriff – but it did not get the deputy. (I sang that in my very best Eric Clapton voice.)

An Arizona sheriff who said he wouldn't enforce the state's stay-at-home order has tested positive for COVID-19

 

scotchandcigar

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