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HecticArt

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At least he could have been cool enough to pass out in a ditch next to the Publix. :laugh:

I'm glad that you called 911. You would have felt like shit if the guy died out there.
 
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Remind me to make a compilation of all the side-splittingly funny things I've said here.

But here's the thing with Maureen. She hung-out with the drama and chorus gang and the AP history kids. So while some of my closest friends were friends of hers, I didn't directly know her. But I just remembered that I have my senior yearbook on my computer.

And there she is
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That's great!

I've had people all my life tell me I should do comedy. Never really acted upon it though.
 
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guess you must've determined that he was too fucked up to leave and then return with a gun. But that would be my concern.
Interesting. Never thought of that. When he started yelling nonsense I did think he might take a swing at me but he was so fucked up I was confident I could dodge it like Mike Tyson.

I literally screamed at him to get up put all his cans in the fucking Walmart shopping cart. He was walking away without his shoe. I screamed at him to put on his shoe and then he got halfway to the curb and the shopping cart got stuck and I yelled like I don't give a fuck so then he just grabbed the cans from the cart before he went across the street and passed out.

I took the cart and I just rolled it down to the other side of the street and I threw it over to like where this car wash is. It's kind of where I put big trash that people leave on the outside of my property. I know I shouldn't do it but I do it.

Also it's funny because Damon is this young in shape guy like he plays football but he's also this nice guy so he went up to him at first and was like hey man, you can't be here and the guy just didn't even wake up. It took me going up to him and literally screaming. Get the fuck out of here. Wake up. Get the fuck out, for him to actually start moving.
 
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Also take a look at the 3rd pic I posted. That lady emt fills out her emt uniform pants quite well.

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Who wants to see a list of songs with "Pam" or "Pamela" in the title? Nobody? Okay, here it is:

Hello Pam – damolh33 (LP/2020)
Jim & Pam – Calvin Pineda (LP/2022)
My Girl Pam – Songlorious (--/2020)
Pam – Justin Quiles/Daddy Yankee/El Alfa (--/2020)
Pam's Song – Steve Cook (LP/2021)
Pam's Song – Terry Lee Goffee (LP/2005)
Pam's Song – Jim Rioux (LP/2018)
Pamela – Bobby Fuller Four (UR/1965, LP/1998)
Pamela - Jaypitts (LP/2019)
Pamela – King Shugar (--/2022)
Pamela – Kooks (LP/2018)
Pamela – Migos (LP/2015)
Pamela – Toto (22/1988)
Pamela – Wauve, Stonebwoy & ZieZie (LP/2020)
Pamela Brown – Jud Strunk (--/1976)
Pamela Jean – Survivors (--/1964)
Pamela Jean – Tune Weavers (--/1957)
Pamela Jo – Donovan (LP/1969)
Pamela Pamela – Wayne Fontana (--/1966)
Pamela Throws A Party – Joe Reisman (--/1957)
Pammy Jo – Jerry Tiffe (--/1970)
Polythene Pam – Beatles (LP/1969)

The Survivors were Brian Wilson – yes, that Brian Wilson – with David Nolan, Bob Norberg and Rich Peterson. Pam reached #3 on the Latin airplay chart. Pamela Brown reached #88 on the country chart. Pamela Pamela reached #11 in the UK but failed to chart in the U.S.

 

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I have nothing to add to the Pamela song list! The only thing that comes up in my mp3 collection is a 22 second track called "Pamela" on a Frankie Goes To Hollywood 25th anniversary re-release of their 1986 album. It's just a lady pretending to be Margaret Thatcher.

 
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Hahahahaha I love that. This dude breaks into her house and said he was going to cut her and then she started beating him up and then he said he was hungry so she gave him crackers. That is amazing.
 
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That makes me think of this story. I read today and I'm not sure how to think about it. So this 90-year-old couple didn't want gardeners on their property but they came on anyway. So the 90-year-old husband allegedly pulled a knife on the gardeners. I mean what can a 90-year-old really do with a knife but still you can't be doing that shit no matter how old you are so now they're getting evicted.

On the one hand, it doesn't matter how old you are. If you pull a knife, you have to face the consequences. On the other hand, the gardeners never filed a police report. So did it really happen? It's kind of a shitty situation for the HOA to deal with.


Way less fun than Scott's Maine story of a home intruder.

Where do you all land on this?