I dislike the little nagging woman that lives in the self-check-out machine at the grocery store.
- “Welcome shopper! Scan your card and begin scanning your items.”
- Beep: “Place the item in the bagging area.”
- Thanks for reminding me. I had forgotten how this works since I was here 3 days ago….
- Beep: “Place the item in the bagging area.”
- I still knew that….
- Beep: “Place the item in the bagging area.”
- Really?
- Beep: “Place the item in the bagging area.”
- Come on now…..
- Beep: “Place the item in the bagging area.” -

- Beep: “Place the item in the bagging area.”
- Get off my back!
- Beep: “Place the item in the bagging area.”
- SHUT UP BITCH! I WILL END YOU!!!
- Beep: “Your total is $83.47. Don’t forget to take your receipt.”
- “Be sure to remove all items from the bagging area Thank you for shopping with us.”
- …….Thank you…. See you next week.