Great Artie Story Today

[Bark]

Yeah, it did sound a bit sad. But the image of Artie sitting in the corner of a Burger King at 4am wolfing down 2 double cheeseburgers with two whores and a limo driver was pretty freaking funny...

Agreed, but for me, I'm laughing at him and not with him. Still jealous of the money though.

Since he was sitting on the envelope, do you think that money now smells like his ass? Think of the the nasty fluids and aromas that thing was exposed to during the car trip.

 

[VinnyM27]

Are you suggesting Artie embellished the story?

Artie? Never!

I heard this story live when driving back from my parents to the library. I always tend to like a good bit better when hearing it live and after a very long drive. Real or not, it was damn entertaining. I wish that was my weekend!

 

[ProperModulation]

Agreed, but for me, I'm laughing at him and not with him. Still jealous of the money though.

Since he was sitting on the envelope, do you think that money now smells like his ass? Think of the the nasty fluids and aromas that thing was exposed to during the car trip.

And some of those $20's may end up in our wallets!

The story really did make me feel sad for him. It just felt like the story of a very lonely guy.

 

[Bark]

We really don't need to think about where the money we have has been in its life. Unless you just got crisp bills from the bank or ATM, you're probably exposing yourself to all kinds of stuff, especially singles.