How come this shit never happens to me? Wins a bunch of fucking money, gets a limo ride home, double-cheeseburgers, and 3 blowjobs.
I love Artie and all, but I'm not sure I 100% believe this story.
I love Artie and all, but I'm not sure I 100% believe this story.
Hang out with BMF and it can happen to you too.
Of course, you have to settle for retarded blow jobs. :lick:
And that's politically incorrect, J! It's a mentally challenged blowjob.
did he say that the 2 stripper WERE IN the limo when it arrived t pick him up?
did he say that the 2 stripper WERE IN the limo when it arrived t pick him up?
I think I must be getting old. I was actually feeling bad for Artie when he was telling this story. Seems like an empty lifestyle.
However, I am still envious of the money he won.![]()
I love how Howard kept asking Artie about how he made his move.
I guess Howard doesn't know how the whole whore...errrrr...escort thing works?
I think Howard knows how the escort services work, I believe it's one of his beth kept secrets.
I think Howard knows how the escort services work, I believe it's one of his beth kept secrets.
Speaking of which...Howard always rags on people without prenups. Do you think he had the balls to ask for one from Beth? Or is this another case of Howard being a hypocrite.?