Eric the Midget pics from the Bunny Ranch

jef said:
A charming personality?
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Jgatie said:
A sense of humor?
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No, he wouldn't know either of those things no matter how much time he was exposed to them.

However, he now knows the pleasure of the happiness explosion inside a consenting, living woman. As he's humping his sheets in his PJ pants, he'll think back to the experience and cry little midget tears for what he's unable to attain on his own, without Stern and Fratto.

(He won't ever thank either of them or acknowledge their help though, ungrateful bastard.)

Mark my words. :D
 
Better enjoy it while it lasts... Once Howard retires, that gravy train (JFSC, whores, and the whole lot) will come to an end for Eric.
 
Bark said:
No, he wouldn't know either of those things no matter how much time he was exposed to them.

However, he now knows the pleasure of the happiness explosion inside a consenting, living woman. As he's humping his sheets in his PJ pants, he'll think back to the experience and cry little midget tears for what he's unable to attain on his own, without Stern and Fratto.

(He won't ever thank either of them or acknowledge their help though, ungrateful bastard.)

Mark my words. :D
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One of the greatest lines Artie had is when he was discussing Eric's criteria for judging his ETAMA (Eric the Actors Modeling Agency) beauty contest.

"So, looks and personality. Two things you are so obviously an expert on."
 
Oh how cute that woman has a little baby in bed, oh wait that Eric the Midget. :eek:
 
When you hear Eric on the show, its easy to forget his reality - he's just a weird voice on a telephone line. He becomes a character, not an actual person; he could be someone in the back room, just another one of their phony callers. Then you see pictures like this and it hits you - he IS real. There really is a midget out there who looks like a head stuck on a turkey's body. He really does obsess over American Idol. He really does fly out to Nevada (imagine the logistics) and scams whores to sleep with him.

Well, at least he gets to enjoy a few minutes of what is undoubtedly a terrible life. Poor little guy - he was truly fucked at birth.

Chrissyb said:
he looks like a 1/2 of a man laying there with her..
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Very disturbing. Does his nurse shave his junk?
 
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Forevernever said:
There really is a midget out there who looks like a head stuck on a turkey's body. He really does obsess over American Idol. He really does fly out to Nevada (imagine the logistics) and scams whores to sleep with him.
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Don't forget the hand like a rotten plum...
 
jef said:
Don't forget the hand like a rotten plum...
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I forgot about the lobster claws. But God bless him, he gave the docs his fused middle three fingers by living to see his 30th birthday. And now he's banging whores no less.
 
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OMG, that scarred my eyes.

I totally did not expect to see eric with no pants on. geez u guys, I"m trying to eat breakfast right now!
 
on another note, do u think those sluts at the bunny ranch can feel him when he's giving them the high hard one???
 
beaniemac said:
on another note, do u think those sluts at the bunny ranch can feel him when he's giving them the high hard one???
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In my imagining of the event, he doesn't have enough pipe to go inside. Like a pet, he just scratches at the front door. I think that's what they feel.
 
Bark said:
In my imagining of the event, he doesn't have enough pipe to go inside. Like a pet, he just scratches at the front door. I think that's what they feel.
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No way man, ETM's got a whole 5 inches of pulsating python hiding behind that lobster claw!
 
Jgatie said:
No way man, ETM's got a whole 5 inches of pulsating python hiding behind that lobster claw!
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In that case, they might feel him, but he has no leverage to pump. He would just fall into quick sand.

She would have to do all the work. I fear if she gets too aggressive, he might slip completely inside, and we wouldn't be able to get him out again.
 
Bark said:
In that case, they might feel him, but he has no leverage to pump. He would just fall into quick sand.

She would have to do all the work. I fear if she gets too aggressive, he might slip completely inside, and we wouldn't be able to get him out again.
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Whoa! Now you are creeping me out.
 
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