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You may be on to something there.
It's funny, I don't remember starting out at Packo's and then going to play pool. There aren't places to play pool near there.
 
I have a quarter of a Jack hendel left then it's time to sober up. That will likely take 3 days at least of puking, shaking, sweating and bad dreams. So that's what I'm in for. Before that happens I'm eating a meal...nice pasta thing with meat and drinking some water.

I'll try to keep you guys posted but that may not be easy.
 
I just stained my sheets with a bunch of pasta sauce. Now I have to rub them out with stain remover and throw them in the wash.

My life can not get worse.
 
A lot of stuff is coming out of my left eye. I guess it's just tears or human salt water but aren't they supposed to come out of both eyes at the same time when you're sad?

So I have like 2 drinks left then it begins. I have thought about Wawa and the liquor store but then decided that was a horrible idea and would lead to me getting arrested...which as I know is the absolute worst.

On the good side I petted Athena a bunch. She likes when I dig into her ears so I do that while also petting her belly because she has an awesome cat belly that I like to pet. She is not a fan of belly petting so if I do both at the same time it evens out.
 
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Drunken asshole update.

I ordered Hut again cause I'm making bad decisions. There is a very good chance I will vomit it all up like 10 minutes after it goes down. But at least it will be good on the way down.

Also still have those 2 drinks left. And one bottle of Bud that I think will be a chasing the dragon type thing in a day or two.

So I have a well thought out plan as an adult human man.
 
Drunken asshole update.

Half of the food I couldn't even swallow then spit out in my "sick bucket" aka trash can then puked.

So everything is going great.
 
HecticArt said:
Get this out of your system and get your shit together.
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That is a very good call. It will likely take 48 hours minimum. They will be painful hours where all of me will want to die.

I can still type so everything has not gone 100% wrong yet at least.
 
Another update.

My face and entire head area hurts. My stomach feels like it wants to die. I constantly feel like I want to pee and when I cough/puke I have to actively try not to poop. Oh and my left eye is still leaking for some reason. Pretty sure that's not normal.

My legs feel good though so I have a bit of me that doesn't hurt.

So once again everything is going great. I clearly have my life together.
 
Drunken asshole update.

Things are getting slightly better. Not out of the woods yet but I think we are getting there.

Also I woke up and my leaky left eye was pretty much crusted over and I had to pry it open. But I haven't puked in awhile so that's a plus. I had 1 small drink too. Maybe that was a bad idea but weaning is a word I have heard before.

I'm really a mess guys. If I take like 10 seconds to think about it I realize I am dead inside.

I will bounce back.
 
You're scaring me, JHDK. You're starting to sound like Woody Allen in Annie Hall: “I'm obsessed with death. I have a very pessimistic view of life. I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.” Hurry and bounce back!

 
JHDK said:
I will bounce back.
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You will.
Getting your head out of your ass and getting over feeling sorry for yourself will get you on the right path.
You’ve rallied before and accomplished good things for yourself.
I’m looking forward to seeing those updates again.
 
Channel98 said:
You're scaring me, JHDK. You're starting to sound like Woody Allen in Annie Hall: “I'm obsessed with death. I have a very pessimistic view of life. I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.” Hurry and bounce back!
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That was a boring movie.
 
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