Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[scotchandcigar]

He was run over by eight vehicles. He will be buried in a 4-by-6-foot manila envelope.

8 vehicles run over biker after he falls off his motorcycle, Florida cops say - AOL

He died at the scene, troopers says.

www.aol.com

If it wasn't such a gruesome tragedy, it would make for a real slapstick comedy moment.

 

[Channel98]

Yes, I can't help picturing Wile E. Coyote.

 

[Jon]

If it wasn't such a gruesome tragedy, it would make for a real slapstick comedy moment.

You can almost hear Yakety Sax playing in the background.

 

[sadchild]

8 vehicles run over biker after he falls off his motorcycle, Florida cops say - AOL

He died at the scene, troopers says.

www.aol.com

The first one killed him. The other 7 were the funeral procession.

 

[HecticArt]

If I saw that scene in a Tarantino movie, I'd have been laughing my ass off.

If it was a local news story, I'd think it was a tragic story.

Since it's a Florida Man story, I'd probably go with option #1.

 

[Channel98]

"Mommy, I'm scared. These handcuffs hurt. Are they going to put me in prison? Who is Rosa Parks? And what is a 'mug shot'?"

Florida school faces backlash after Black 2-year-old was seen being ‘arrested and fingerprinted’ in role-play about Rosa Parks

The NAACP alleged that a Black child was fingerprinted and handcuffed by a peer, but the preschool said no restraints of any kind were used.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Argument over Christmas gifts turns deadly as 14-year-old kills his older sister, Florida deputies say

A Florida woman holding her 11-month-old son in a baby carrier was fatally shot by her 14-year-old brother while trying to defuse an argument over Christmas gifts he was having with a 15-year-old brother who also was armed, authorities said.

www.ctvnews.ca

It's ok, the 15 year old shot the 14 year old for justice.

 

[sadchild]

Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Madison Cawthorne, Marsha Blackburn and Ted Cruz approve.

 

[JHDK]

Argument over Christmas gifts turns deadly as 14-year-old kills his older sister, Florida deputies say

A Florida woman holding her 11-month-old son in a baby carrier was fatally shot by her 14-year-old brother while trying to defuse an argument over Christmas gifts he was having with a 15-year-old brother who also was armed, authorities said.

www.ctvnews.ca

It's ok, the 15 year old shot the 14 year old for justice.

It's Largo which is around Tampa but from the pic it looks kinda like a hick town. If you're 14 and 15 with guns you're either a banger with pistols or a hunter with rifles. The article doesn't specify what type of guns they were.

 

[Channel98]

I volunteer to get an SUV and run over this idiot.

Florida man faces torture charge over hitting deer for TikTok clip: Sheriff

The video, which the suspect shared on TikTok, shows him attempting to run over multiple deer before hitting one, according to local authorities.

www.newsweek.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

‘My driveway’s gone’: Florida woman says concrete slab outside her home was stolen​

‘My driveway’s gone’: Florida woman says concrete slab outside her home was stolen - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

ORLANDO, FLA. (WSVN) - A Central Florida woman came home to a bizarre disappearing act. She said her driveway went missing in the middle of<a class="excerpt-read-more" href="https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/my-driveways-gone-florida-woman-says-concrete-slab-outside-her-home-was-stolen/">Read...

wsvn.com

 

[sadchild]

♫ I went back to Orlando .. But my driveway was gone .. It was paved down the middle .. Now it's mud by my lawn ♫

 

[Channel98]

Maybe it was stolen by those darned Pirates of the Caribbean.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

All they have to do is find the guy with 2 driveways and the crime will be solved.

 

[HecticArt]

It must be aggregating to come home to that.

I think shemeant to park her car there, but her plans were unexpectedly grounded.

It wasn’t her fault, it was the ass fault!

 

[sadchild]

I'm sure they'll find some concrete evidence and slab a big fine on the guy who stole it!

 

[scotchandcigar]

Man arrested after World of Warcraft game helps police in Florida find missing 16-year-old girl from Ohio​

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/06/us/world-of-warcraft-missing-ohio-teen/index.html

 

[JHDK]

I volunteer to get an SUV and run over this idiot.

Florida man faces torture charge over hitting deer for TikTok clip: Sheriff

The video, which the suspect shared on TikTok, shows him attempting to run over multiple deer before hitting one, according to local authorities.

www.newsweek.com

We have deer here, I'm not sure where that town is but from like Orlando south they aren't really a thing you see very often. Up north I remember driving on the PA Turnpike or whatever, deer were a real worry. Especially when I would drive around Penn State, those roads were scary, black ice and deer are the two quickest ways to have a very bad day.

Also deer are cute as shit. I get hunting them for food but who would hit one on purpose? Give him the chair.

 

[HecticArt]

Man arrested after World of Warcraft game helps police in Florida find missing 16-year-old girl from Ohio​

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/06/us/world-of-warcraft-missing-ohio-teen/index.html

That's cool that they nabbed the guy like that.
I guess video games can be good for something.

 

[sadchild]

Man arrested after World of Warcraft game helps police in Florida find missing 16-year-old girl from Ohio​

Ebersole was arrested later Wednesday for allegedly traveling to meet a minor to engage in sexual activity, interfering with child custody and sheltering an unmarried minor.

Only Florida would have a law that distinguishes between an "unmarried minor" and a "married minor". How many under-18s are getting married in that state??