Here's another slice-o-life story that I'm sure you'll all gloss over. Overnight on Monday into Tuesday, our sparkly-new Fidium fiber internet went down. And it never came back up. There was no signal coming into the modem. And with no obvious problem in the house, and no remedy via a reboot, I attempted to "report a problem". As it turns out, I had never contemplated this scenario. The Fidium "Attune" app on my phone confirmed that, yep, we have no internet. But beyond that, we're fucked. They (Consolidated Communications) provided no notification text, no outage info on their site, no info on the Fidium account site either. All problem reporting funnels through a single mechanism - calling an 800 number.
So I did call the number. Twenty times, according to my phone. But that didn't include all the times it was too overloaded to even pick-up. By this time, I had stopped at a Starbucks to sign-on to my work computer, and then I went ahead and drove into the office. (I actually needed to go in anyway, but not like this). I did see that the Fidium Fiber Facebook and X pages reported an outage in NH due to software upgrade problems, but nobody in our local social media area was mentioning any problems. So it didn't seem like it was going to fix itself.
After merely 6 hours of repeated calling, I got through to a nice, helpful person who ran a diagnostic and determined it was a problem outside my house. A service call was ordered, but the first available appointment wasn't until this morning. Fortunately (for me), I had my extra-long community band rehearsal last night.
Anyway, the guy showed-up this morning, and found that a section of the FO wire in the underground conduit was all frayed. It sure seemed like it was rodent damage, like from squirrels or chipmunks, but he also thought it could've gotten that way during installation. And the installers used the super-thin, "inside the house" wire from the telephone pole through the conduit to the house. The repair guy said that the company tells them to do that (to save money), but he replaced it with the "outside" stuff, which is twice the diameter and has a hard, thick (easy now!) coating. At the house end of the conduit, they used the same old piece of tape to cover the opening, which is why there were (probably) rodents in there. I fully sealed it up. And our internet is running fine again. I will keep an eye on that conduit.