Celebrities Getting Into Trouble

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I do. That will be $20.

 

[Channel98]

When it comes to drug suspensions, the NBA is – ahem – keeping pace with the NFL.

Pacers' Tyreke Evans receives 2-year ban from NBA for violating drug policy

 

[Channel98]

I wonder if NASCAR officials waved the black-and-white flag signifying "unsportsmanlike conduct."

Two-time Indy 500 winner Al Unser Jr. arrested on OWI charge

 

[scotchandcigar]

I wonder if NASCAR officials waved the black-and-white flag signifying "unsportsmanlike conduct."

Two-time Indy 500 winner Al Unser Jr. arrested on OWI charge

Now this is just embarrassing -

"According to court documents, Unser was pulled over at 1:12 a.m. Monday when an Avon police officer clocked his black Volkswagen Beetle in the 500 block of Ronald Reagan Parkway going 59 mph in a 45 mph zone."

WTF? He should have been pulled over for doing 140 mph in a 65 zone, driving a custom Corvette Z06. Clearly, he's not doing well.

 

[HecticArt]

WTF was Unser ding in a Beetle? Is he on drugs?

 

[JHDK]

My friend just got a VW CC and it's really nice. I didn't even know that car existed until he told me he got one.

 

[Wolf]

Can we call his drug use a Cardinal sin?

Patrick Peterson suspended six games for violating NFL's performance-enhancing drug policy

Patrick Peterson suspended for first six games of 2019

 

[Channel98]

Now I know why Robbins is called a self-help guru: He's been helping himself to all the women he wanted.

Tony Robbins Responds After Four More Women Come Forward To Accuse Him Of Sexual Misconduct

 

[scotchandcigar]

Now I know why Robbins is called a self-help guru: He's been helping himself to all the women he wanted.

Tony Robbins Responds After Four More Women Come Forward To Accuse Him Of Sexual Misconduct

Good. I always felt like he was a fake, snake-oil salesman. Or a real snake-oil salesman. Whichever is worse.

 

[Channel98]

The $44,000,000 will be paid by insurance companies, not by Harvey Weinstein. No fair!

Weinstein strikes $44 million agreement to settle lawsuits: reports

 

[HecticArt]

That's bullshit.

 

[Channel98]

Fraud, forgery, elder abuse, false imprisonment – I will consider this schmuck to be a "marvel" if he manages to avoid prison time.

Stan Lee's Ex-Business Manager Arrested On Elder Abuse Charges

 

[HecticArt]

Doesn't he know what Wolverine will do to him?
Fool.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Moby apologizes to Natalie Portman after claiming in his new book that they dated - CNN

 

[HecticArt]

Moby has gone over the deep end.

 

[semipenguin]

I thought everyone has had a date with NatPo?

 

[semipenguin]

Hank Haney is suspended from SiriusXM PGA Tour radio show

 

[scotchandcigar]

Haha! He had just pulled out of the dealership with this thing!

Tracy Morgan gets in a crash right after buying $2 million Bugatti - CNN

 

[semipenguin]

Haha! He had just pulled out of the dealership with this thing!

Tracy Morgan gets in a crash right after buying $2 million Bugatti - CNN

So that's what he used his Walmart lawsuit money on.

 

[JHDK]

Haha! He had just pulled out of the dealership with this thing!

Tracy Morgan gets in a crash right after buying $2 million Bugatti - CNN

Having Tracy yell at you through a window seems hilarious:

'B***h get out of the car': Female driver, 61, involved in a crash with Tracy Morgan and his new $2M Bugatti Veyron says she's traumatized after the comedian started yelling and beating his fist against her window

Woman involved in crash with Tracy Morgan says she's traumatized | Daily Mail Online