Celebrities Getting Into Trouble

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I don't know if I've just been insulted.....or complimented. But let's move on.

"Bye, bye, that award for my life;
They took it away because I beat up my wife.
Them mean old boys have just made me cry
And I'll hate them till the day that I die.
Yes, I'll hate them till the day that I die."

Don McLean Loses Lifetime Achievement Award Over Domestic Violence Guilty Plea

They need to redefine the term lifetime.

 

[scotchandcigar]

They need to redefine the term lifetime.

He hadn't actually received it yet.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

He hadn't actually received it yet.

Ok. It still seems odd to give a lifetime achievement award to Don McLean. He had 3 or so hits and only 1 which people actively remember.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Ok. It still seems odd to give a lifetime achievement award to Don McLean. He had 3 or so hits and only 1 which people actively remember.

Agreed. It was to be given by students at UCLA, so it's not exactly the Kennedy Center Honors. I bet they just liked singing along to American Pie when they got really blitzed, and thought "this guy should get a freakin' award!"

 

[Aaron]

This thread would have been more fun in the 1970's and 1980's

- Keith Moon drives Rolls Royce into swimming pool.
- Led Zeppelin guys throwing TV's out of hotel windows
- Ozzy pees on the Alamo
-Keith Richard snorts father's ashes
Etc...

 

[Channel98]

I'll go further than that. I'll get off at the depot. (I stole that line from Groucho Marx.) Spade Cooley, Western swing bandleader and Los Angeles television show host, murdered his second wife in 1961. And in 1930, we were stunned and startled by the sad, sordid, Satchmo smoking scandal:

Louis Armstrong, the First Celebrity to Be Arrested for Smoking Cannabis

 

[HecticArt]

I don't know if I've just been insulted.....or complimented. But let's move on.

"Bye, bye, that award for my life;
They took it away because I beat up my wife.
Them mean old boys have just made me cry
And I'll hate them till the day that I die.
Yes, I'll hate them till the day that I die."

Don McLean Loses Lifetime Achievement Award Over Domestic Violence Guilty Plea

Now you're gettin it.

 

[semipenguin]

This thread would have been more fun in the 1970's and 1980's

- Keith Moon drives Rolls Royce into swimming pool.
- Led Zeppelin guys throwing TV's out of hotel windows
- Ozzy pees on the Alamo
-Keith Richard snorts father's ashes
Etc...

John Phillips banging his daughter, Mackenzie.

 

[Channel98]

"I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky." But he can't read. Go figure!

A judgment against R. Kelly was withdrawn after his lawyers said he can't read

 

[Channel98]

If Los Angeles County imposed six-month driving bans on drivers using cell phones, we would have no more traffic jams and clogged freeways.

David Beckham gets 6-month driving ban for using cellphone behind the wheel

 

[scotchandcigar]

If Los Angeles County imposed six-month driving bans on drivers using cell phones, we would have no more traffic jams and clogged freeways.

David Beckham gets 6-month driving ban for using cellphone behind the wheel

But he still looked very manly doing it.

 

[HecticArt]

But he sounds like a gelded elf.

 

[scotchandcigar]

But he sounds like a gelded elf.

Is that different than a scrodeling elf?

 

[memebag]

 

[HecticArt]

They are related species.
You can tell the difference by if they are talking, or singing.
It's a subtle distinction, but experienced elf watchers know.

 

[Channel98]

In his 14-year NBA career, Dennis Rodman averaged 0.7 steals per game. He just made another one.

Dennis Rodman accused of stealing 400-pound crystal, merchandise from yoga studio

 

[Channel98]

Black had two prior arrests for drugs, marijuana, grand theft, child neglect and gun possession and he's also been accused of rape. Now he's having another "Kodak moment."

Rapper Kodak Black arrested at Florida hip-hop festival on alleged firearms violations

 

[Channel98]

Can we call his drug use a Cardinal sin?

Patrick Peterson suspended six games for violating NFL's performance-enhancing drug policy

Patrick Peterson suspended for first six games of 2019

 

[scotchandcigar]

Cue the Hectic facepalm.

 

[HecticArt]

I don't take requests.