Celebrities Getting Into Trouble

[scotchandcigar]

You guys are slow on the uptake. I was sure this would've been posted already.
Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin among those charged in college admissions scandal

 

[semipenguin]

You guys are slow on the uptake. I was sure this would've been posted already.
Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin among those charged in college admissions scandal

Don't rich people always pay for their kids to go to more prestigious schools?

 

[memebag]

Don't rich people always pay for their kids to go to more prestigious schools?

Yeah, but they usually buy a building. This was part of a much bigger scam. The money was being funneled to athletes or something.

All I think of when I hear "Felicity Huffman" is this:

 

[Channel98]

To put a positive spin on this scandal, I should point out that Lori Loughlin now has an intriguing storyline for her next Garage Sale Mystery movie.

 

[semipenguin]

Yeah, but they usually buy a building. This was part of a much bigger scam. The money was being funneled to athletes or something.

All I think of when I hear "Felicity Huffman" is this:

Was she buffin with her muffin?

 

[Channel98]

Can we say Heather King's career is tanking?

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[Channel98]

Lori Loughlin may soon be starring in a new sequel to Full House. It will be called Full Prison.

Huffman and Loughlin charges shatter actresses' clean images

 

[HecticArt]

Who woulda known you could go to prison for cheating to get into college.

 

[Channel98]

Maybe cheating to get into college will not result in a prison sentence -- but I came up with a funny line and I just had to post it. I know you will understand.

Felicity Huffman has been released on $250,000 bail. Lori Loughlin was out of the country today and will surrender tomorrow.

Felicity Huffman released on bail after allegedly bribing to get kid into college as part of sweeping admissions scandal

 

[Channel98]

Mister Hectic, I'm exonerated! Cheating to get into college is a far bigger offense than you or I thought. KFI just reported that Felicity Huffman was charged with conspiracy to commit fraud and could get a sentence of up to 20 years in prison! She'll go from being a desperate housewife to being a desperate inmate. (That last line is from me, not from KFI.)

 

[Channel98]

This young woman was told to pretend to be stupid so she would be diagnosed with a learning disability and then be given extra time to complete the ACT exam. Her father is a top attorney who was named "Dealmaker of the Year" by American Lawyer magazine in 2018. His next "deal" will probably be a plea bargain.

Top Law Firm’s Chairman Allegedly Faked Daughter’s Disability in College Cheating Scandal

 

[HecticArt]

I'm glad nobody noticed that my college application listed me as 60% Eskimo, 30% Native American, and half Asian.

 

[hyson]

Any sort of Asian listed and you're expected to get higher than average SAT scores and held to higher standards.

They're one of those non-oppressed minority groups that, per capita, is crushing it!

I'm glad nobody noticed that my college application listed me as 60% Eskimo, 30% Native American, and half Asian.

 

[Evil_Ernie]

This young woman was told to pretend to be stupid so she would be diagnosed with a learning disability and then be given extra time to complete the ACT exam. Her father is a top attorney who was named "Dealmaker of the Year" by American Lawyer magazine in 2018. His next "deal" will probably be a plea bargain.

Top Law Firm’s Chairman Allegedly Faked Daughter’s Disability in College Cheating Scandal

Not a celebrity, so this doesn't belong on this thread.

Nice try, though!

The only attorneys who would even classify as a celebrity are Johnnie Cochran, Marcia Clark and Christopher Darden. I'm sure you've heard of them.

 

[JHDK]

If this college story taught me anything it's that this Huffman broad is married to William H Macy.

 

[hyson]

You mean Frank Motherfuckin Gallagher!!

If this college story taught me anything it's that this Huffman broad is married to William H Macy.

 

[HecticArt]

Not a celebrity, so this doesn't belong on this thread.

Nice try, though!

The only attorneys who would even classify as a celebrity are Johnnie Cochran, Marcia Clark and Christopher Darden. I'm sure you've heard of them.

But he was in American Lawyer Magazine!

And it's part of the same conversation / scandal as the real idiot celebrities.

 

[Channel98]

When Bill Cosby was accused of drugging and raping several woman, all the tv stations and networks that were showing his various tv series (I Spy, The Bill Cosby Show, Fat Albert & The Cosby Kids, The Cosby Show, Cosby) dropped them. With Lori Loughlin taken into custody by the FBI for her role in the college bribery scandal, I wonder if Full House and her Garage Sale Mystery movies will continue to be shown.

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[Evil_Ernie]

But he was in American Lawyer Magazine!

And it's part of the same conversation / scandal as the real idiot celebrities.

Still not a celebrity though!

The article stated that his daughter was dumb, so it should go here:

The Dumb Dodo Thread

 

[memebag]

If this college story taught me anything it's that this Huffman broad is married to William H Macy.

I found out when The Colbert Report ran this:

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