Annoying Words & Phrases

Channel98

Don't yell or hit.
Feb 2, 2019
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Astronomer Seth Shostak declared, "Jupiter is so warm that it currently radiates more internal heat than it receives from the sun." I am tired of the word "currently." I hear statements such as "I am currently unemployed," "Immigrants are currently being held at detention centers," "We are currently working on a plan" and "We are currently experiencing technical difficulties." A statement written in present tense does not need to add "currently."
 

scotchandcigar

All I wanted was some steak
Feb 13, 2009
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Vacationland

Channel98

Don't yell or hit.
Feb 2, 2019
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The Seattle Mariners 2026 Information Guide has a page of T-Mobile Park Ground Rules. It includes this:

"If a game is started with the roof closed, it may be opened when, in the opinion of the home club, climactic conditions warrant such opening."

"Climactic"? How about "climatic."
 
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sadchild

Dude
Mar 28, 2016
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Well if enough people climax, the place is gonna smell horrendous, which may warrant opening the roof. I've had a few backseat adventures that warranted opening the doors afterward, and that was just two people!
 

JHDK

Release Robin's Bra
Oct 11, 2008
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Hyrule
I say one that probably annoys people. You all know this right?

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I assume you nerds know (like me) that is a pic of Elvis' plane. It meant "Taking Care of Business in a Flash".

I use that phrase all the time but I just say the letters "TCB" and instead of "In a Flash" the phrase I use is:

"TCB Lightning Bolt".

I say that at least a few times a week at work. Sometimes I forget that no one knows what it means and I'll say it to a customer when I'm trying to say "I'll take care of that for you" and I sound like a moron.
 
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