Airplanes & Airports

Nah man, like Slug from Atmosphere says:

Women at the bar want to be a star
Stop her on the street, she thinks you a freak
It's illegal to flirt when we at work
So nowadays I score at the grocery store

 
Senator Craig approves!

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In the United States, hourly pay for airline flight attendants begins only after all the passengers are seated and the plane's doors are closed. Delta Air Lines is changing that policy. By the way, Delta is the United States' oldest airline still in operation. It was founded in 1925 as a crop-dusting business and began accepting passengers in 1929.

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Delta to begin paying flight attendants during boarding - AOL

Delta Air Lines, which is facing another attempt to unionize its flight attendants, will begin paying cabin crews during boarding, a first for a major U.S. airline. Across the airline industry in the United States, hourly pay for flight attendants starts when all the passengers are seated and...
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That’s bullshit that they don’t get paid for all of that time.
They should at least get paid from the time they get to the gate for crew check-in.
 
You know how it sucks to wait for the plane to get to the gate and make a full stop, then wait for people to stand up and grab their carry-ons, then wait for the line to start moving, then carefully walk your stuff down the aisle behind everyone else? Yeah, eff that!

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Passenger taken into custody after opening emergency exit and walking on wing of plane

A United Airlines passenger was taken into custody Thursday morning at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport after opening an aircraft door and walking out onto the wing of the plane while it was taxiing.
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scotchandcigar said:
You know how it sucks to wait for the plane to get to the gate and make a full stop, then wait for people to stand up and grab their carry-ons, then wait for the line to start moving, then carefully walk your stuff down the aisle behind everyone else? Yeah, eff that!

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Passenger taken into custody after opening emergency exit and walking on wing of plane

A United Airlines passenger was taken into custody Thursday morning at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport after opening an aircraft door and walking out onto the wing of the plane while it was taxiing.
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I didn't know Tom Cruise flew United.
Go figure.
 
scotchandcigar said:
You know how it sucks to wait for the plane to get to the gate and make a full stop, then wait for people to stand up and grab their carry-ons, then wait for the line to start moving, then carefully walk your stuff down the aisle behind everyone else? Yeah, eff that!

www.cnn.com

Passenger taken into custody after opening emergency exit and walking on wing of plane

A United Airlines passenger was taken into custody Thursday morning at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport after opening an aircraft door and walking out onto the wing of the plane while it was taxiing.
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My God. I would want to kill that guy if I were on the plane cause I'm sure all the other passengers were stuck on that plane forever after that stunt.

Also, I think it would be so cool to help restrain an unruly passenger while the plane is in the air. I'm not talking about a terrorist or anything like that but someone being an asshole who winds up getting duct taped to their seat until the plane lands because they could be a safety risk.

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What led to passenger being duct-taped to seat on Frontier flight into Miami? Police report details incident

New video has surfaced of an unruly passenger that was duct-taped to a seat aboard a Frontier airlines flight, plus there are details in a police report.
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That would be fun to duct tape someone in an airplane like that.
It would be fun to walk on a wing too, but not like that clown did. Especially when the engines were running.
 
Would duct taping someone to the wing affect the lift co-efficient? Would it no be able to fly or would it just take more fuel?
 
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