It seems so inoffensive to me.
I'm not an 80s Madonna fan anyway, can't stand most of her hits. My first exposure was "Burning Up" in 83 which was ... not good but not awful. Watching her crawl around in the road caught my attention the first couple times.
"Crazy For You" is ok. "Into The Groove" is tolerable. "Live To Tell" is ok. "Papa Don't Preach" is good lyrically but don't care for it musically. I like "Oh Father" but it's not the type of song ya really go out of your way to listen to, like "Russians" by Sting. An occasional listen is plenty.
The rest of her 80s tripe, I don't like it at all. It's generally either cheesy or offensive. "Express" to me is cheesy.
It drives me nuts that the song basically says if a guy buys you shit, that doesn't mean he really loves you. The way to really know for sure is ... wait for it ... make him say it. F%#@ing stupid.
And what drives me even more nuts is when it's called a female empowerment anthem. It has nothing to do with a woman expressing herself. It's nowhere in the lyrics. It's HER telling HIM to tell HER that he loves her and "then you'll know you're love is real". What a joke. AND how is this female empowerment when she says, "What you need is a big strong hand to lift you to your higher ground"?? So a woman can't reach that higher ground without a man? Buncha bull.
/endrant